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Well, have to admit. Alien clubs are.. different. That was new. And also fun, of course. I do love to dance. And other things, heh But I've just bought some new art products, some pencils and a drawing pad. Found my old one, which is strange. But got a new one too. I think I might spend some time drawing everything I've seen. I also draw people too. So if someone wanted a sketch portrait? I could do that.

Right, in about... five days, I'm proposing a girls night. I've been spending the last few weeks, the past month or so, learning how to become a nurse, and I'm sort of in the mood to do something a bit less stressful. Something a bit.. girly.

So I'm inviting the ladies on this lovely TARDIS to come join me for a night of make up, a bit of drinking and lot's of chat. Any of you ladies up for that? I don't want to end up painting my toenails on my own.

Reply here if you're interested!

[Filtered to Rory]

Okay, I tidied the jars away and I finished the little test you gave me. So, how about you and me play a different game of nurses tonight?

[Filtered to River Song]

Lunch soon, yeah? You, Rory and me.

Right. How many versions of us are there here? At least two, I'm guessing.

And what did you do with all the coral? I liked the coral!

--utton does? This whole thing is quite peculiar. [Pause] I would say that I have stepped through one of the 'time windows', except that they were destroyed. And this... it isn't the same as the world I saw before. Much... cleaner.

Well, it certainly isn't France. And if the monsters are here, then I shall deal with them.

Hold on to your knickers, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

It's good to be back on board, isn't it? Everyone settling back in okay?

Does anyone know how to get sauce out of wool?

Everyone, please, attempt to be calm. We need to gather in one place and stay out of the way. I would suggest the kitchen.

Elena, Reinette, Mary, are you okay?

Would anyone perhaps be interested in giving some basic instructions in cooking? I seem to be quite hopeless at it.

This place is rather fascinating and all of these devises most peculiar, but I wish to be back in Paris now.

I know we have a lot on our minds at the moment, and so, I was thinking that perhaps a social gathering would help us all relax a bit? Would anyone be interested? I could make all the arrangements. I am quite a skilled hostess.

I do realize the noise is horrible, but I assure you they are working on it. Please, do not bother the Doctor with this.

Is there anywhere here that I could use to go running? I'd rather not risk barrelling over someone in the halls, if there's a track area available.

I've tried sleeping, but the noise is keeping me up.

Would anyone care for something to eat. I think I'm going to do some baking or something...

Someone be a dear and stop that god awful banging noise.

No, just no.

No, no, no.

Dear Doctor, if you are reading this, please stop. I would so hate to distract you from your work.

Ladies, I require assistance. These modern garments... we do not wear corsets under them, do we? But we must have something for... for support. I would ask my Doctor, but he would turn red and not be able to form a coherent sentence to answer me with...

It is terribly impolite to introduce oneself, but since we are not speaking in person it is frightfully hard to have someone do it for you. And so, I shall drop formalities for the time being, as I gather it is much less important here anyway. I am called Reinette. It is a pleasure to meet the other travelers on my Doctor's vessel.

I feel like I'm going through drawls and I’m not liking it.

I need a slay, a drink, a fine ass boy between my thighs, stat.