TARDIS Communication Network

One moment you leave Kingslanding to go look for Sansa Stark as you promised her mother you would return her home and she has gone missing after King Joffrey was murdered by his uncle Tyrion and she, as Tyrion's wife, was seen as an accomplish and you wish to keep her from harm.

The next you are informed you are on the Tardis, and I still do not comprehend what this is, and are introduced to some weird device on which I am now ... writing? a message to everyone else on this Tardis.

Life was difficult in Westeros but somehow it seems life is even more difficult here.

My name is Brienne of Tarth. Do not call me wench or believe I will stand for any insults you may wish to throw at me for I wield my Valerian Steel sword Oathkeeper better then many knight in King Tommen's service.

[Video post activated... Starting transmission... Recording...]

... this is stupid! It's not doing anythin... Wait, wait, look! It's green! It's got a green light or somethin'. What do you think it could be, Jon Snow? Is this Crow magic?

[She laughs and peers into the camera. There is another figure in the background. A man clad in furs.]

I don't think it's doing anything. Sort of like what you lot from the south must be like. Doing nothin' all year round in your big castles. Being Lord of Mordy wordy town and high castle snooty!

[The man approaches and stares at the camera mistrustfully. A drawn sword is held on guard in his hand.]

Not like anythin' I've ever seen. Put it down, Ygritte; we don't know what it's meant for. It could be filled with poison or... cursed, or somethin'.

[She looks to him and smiles playfully.]

Cursed? What do you know about curses, Jon Snow? Curses aren't green.

[She starts pressing the screen again before it cuts out]