TARDIS Communication Network

[Voice Post]

Bored... bored... bored. Oh what to do? What to do?

Well no matter. Everything will unfold soon enough. Once this dear ship becomes mine...

[There is a sound of crackling electricity and to those with any sort of psychic or mental abilities, a strange screaming sound. The TARDIS is in a lot of pain, her use of language garbled. For a brief moment, the lights flicker on and off in a distinct pattern. S.O.S. ]

Well, this is fun, isn't it? And still, none of you have worked out what's wrong with the portal! Oh well. Maybe you should take a guess. I am sure you'll manage eventually. I am sure I could fix the problem, but then what would be the fun in that?

[Voice post.]

Oh dear Brother, oh dear Father... If this is supposed to be a joke, then you forget who I am! If this is a test, you underestimate me. And if this is your true punishment, then I feel very sorry for both of you.

[He pauses. The silence ebbs away, laughter filtering through slowly.]

For all of you.

[The audio cuts out]