TARDIS Communication Network

I will grant the deepest desire of whoever destroys that damn portal and ends this agony in my sinuses. You all reek worse than usual with your anguish and your fear and feelings. Either that or I will find one of you without a nose and appropriate your body. Better start working, idiots.

There was discussion of doing something about Kai but I haven't heard anything more. Whenever I don't know where he is I start to worry. It's a bad idea to leave him on his own to plot and make trouble. Where does the plan to apprehend him stand now? Has anyone seen him lately?

I think this is how you use this? Hello?

What is going on here?

Been quiet lately. Don't trust that.

What've I missed?

*There is a muffled clicking of buttons as if someone is trying all of them in quick succession (and muttering to themselves as they do).*

Not that one... Approximately 97.9999 percent of wrong buttons are coloured red so not that one. Oh! It's on!

Hello? I assume from the presence of this device that communication with my captors is being offered. As you have not visibly detained me I hypothesise that you either didn't mean to target me with... whatever sophisticated method was used... or are containing me in some sort of simulated environment. I hope someone will explain what is going on. I really dislike facilities. And being abducted. Especially those things together.

Is there a doctor on the ship? I don't mean to sound rude but, an actual doctor, not the Doctor, doctor. I burnt myself when I was trying to make coffee and the cold water isn't helping it that much. I'm not sure what else to do, so if somebody can help me, I would appreciate it, nut I don't want to take up too much time for anyone. Thank you.

Apprentice Hero! Be on your guard!

The tyrant is here!



I escaped by my wits and the skin of my teeth!

I'm not sure everyone is understanding the severity of the situation with Kai being aboard. He may seem harmlessly quirky, sometimes even pleasant. But I assure you from years of experience that he is not. He is a psychopath whose goal is to destroy time and with it as many universes as possible. This one, yours, mine. That is what he does: erases lives and worlds.

He will offer you a pleasant facade and a wish. Don't accept either. His Imagin grant wishes in destructive ways which you, the contract holder, do not and will not want. And there is always a price--- no exceptions. That wish will cost you your strongest memory and that memory open a gateway into your past where he will go to destroy. Kai is the most powerful being on this ship. And yes, that includes you, Doctors. He is almost a TARDIS himself. A hateful, single-minded TARDIS that is piloted by madness.

I know many of you will be sceptical. But this is the truth. If you can, don't let him near you. Especially close enough to touch. Don't let him seduce you with powerful promises. Don't offer to assist him in any way. He is cunning and can construct chains of events over years. Stay as far from him as you can and remember that he intends to obliterate every single one of you.

[Accidental voice post]

This isn't Den Liner! Where is this? Am I... maybe I'm in the future. But how did I get here? This isn't right, something is wrong! The world was supposed to be safe again!

Owner? Naomi-chan? Anybody?!

No Urataros! I want to do this, I have to know.