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Great. Just what I need. My brother showing up. My brother who also happens to be my girlfriends ex. My brother who she is still in love with.

She said she chooses me, but history isn't on my side here.

I love her and I can't lose her.

And on top of that my manipulative bitch of an ex is here.

Starting to think this ship has a grudge against me.

I don't suppose anyone would be interested in a rubber of whist? Do they even play whist any more?

- Horatio Hornblower.

Gotta say, quite liking it here.

So we're homeless now?

Elena are you okay?

What the processes of courting someone here....I think I might have a problem.

( Left on Elena Gilbert pillow )

Snakes! Seriously!

What the hell!?

Where the hell am I? What the hell is going on? I swear to her majesty the queen, if I don't get some answers, I'm gonna slap the next person I see.

I've been wandering down this stupid hallway for half an hour, not a soul, with just this stupid electronic toaster for company, and I've got a whole roast in the oven. A nine quid roast, never mind I've got enough money for it, that's not the point, is it? Lots of people would go mad over a nine quid roast, and here I am, wandering down a bleeding hallway.

[Filtered to Elena]

Elena, please let me know that you're okay.

The smell, it's so strong. I'm finding it hard to keep control.

It's been.... a while since I've fed.

We desire food now.Who wishes to be first?

So 'Time Lords' I hear that there are four of you here.

Can you bang your heads together and figure out a way to get us all out of here.

Cos this is seriously getting old.

So, what exactly is this place? And how the hell do we get out of here?

Damon?

I have no idea where we are.