TARDIS Communication Network

I will grant the deepest desire of whoever destroys that damn portal and ends this agony in my sinuses. You all reek worse than usual with your anguish and your fear and feelings. Either that or I will find one of you without a nose and appropriate your body. Better start working, idiots.

I'm bored. I haven't partied in months. If I sort something out, who will actually come?

apparently this can be used to communicate.

i need to hear what others do for entertainment in this place. the more relaxing and enjoyable, the better.

thank you

r

also how does one get capital letters to appear on this screen?

Aspirin. I need aspirin.

Ugh.I can't take it anymore. I need a zipline, or...a train to jump off...or something!

Well, this isn't exactly Mardi Gras, but I suppose it'll do. Anyone mind telling me where this is?