TARDIS Communication Network

Okay, what the hell? Where am I, and what sort of freaky supernatural shit took me here?

What is a girl to do in this place?

Being Wizard Of The Nine, one would think I could grasp the concept of working this...machine?

Very frustrating.

Sabriel? Are you okay? I haven't heard from you since we met. I hope I didn't scare you away.

How are you doing, Fili?

Kayashima? Do you think you might be able to help me study?

And does anyone else want to hang out sometime?

Does anyone here know anything of magic? Mine shouldn't work away from my homeland, and yet it does. I was wondering if anyone else had any similar experience here?

Oh? Vere am I now? Hy didn't ask to be keednapped! It izn't my birthday, hyu know!

If whoever's responsible for this doesn't come forward now, I will be even more cross than I am. I'm going to be late for work.

[Voice recording]

This is Colonel Kira Nerys, I work at Deep Space Nine in the Alpha Quadrant. If anyone from Starfleet can hear this transmission, please respond. I was taken from the Founders home world. I don't know where I am or who took me, but I'm going to find out. I repeat, if you hear this transmission, please respond.

[Her voice comes on in mid-sentence as she accidentally activates the device.]

... electricity, so I must still be across the Wall. But this place looks strange. It's certainly not Wyverly College. And Touchstone... No. Crying won't get me anywhere. And what's this? [Static as she picks up the device.]