TARDIS Communication Network

We need to talk.

Uh.... I don't think this is Hod, because I never got to use tech in my dreams. Not since the whole Lama thing...

So, would anyone mind telling me what's going on? Oh yeah, this new tablet thing is pretty sweet but it's really slow. I mean, what's the processing power on one of these? I gotta upgrade this thing. Y'know, when I'm not busy trying to figure out what the frag is going on, right? I got an entire building to run, military douche bags to talk to, and a whole heap of other shit on my plate, so I kinda gotta get back to that.

Oh and if this is a Leviathan worshippers thing? Um... Yeah....

-CT

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Does anyone want to help me set up a Christmas tree and decorate a little bit? Maybe it will feel a little more like home.

Greetings to you, whomever reads this letter, if it can be called such a thing.

I am not accustomed to having to give actual introductions so I will be brief. I am Lord Tyrion Lannister, Master of Coin, a title I still find rolls of the tongue in a manner ill suited to me.

While I would indeed like to spend my time discussing this marvellous little device, I must admit I have quite a number of other questions on my mind. You will forgive my confusion but I have never been too fond of being stolen away from my bed without my permission. I will forgive it in few cases, and the majority of those would involve a lovely young woman wrapping her legs around my head to tumble me from my bed to the floors below. That, I can accept. That I can endure. But this?

Where is this place? Is this the doing of my dear Father? Or my dear sister? Was I not promised to wed? Whomever holds me here, I ask you to step forward. I ask you to release me at once, and in exchange, you shall keep your head, your lands and any titles you may have. So, what say you?

I may have pissed someone off who's more dangerous than he looks. Keep your eyes open, okay? Let me know if you see anything... off. And try to stick together if I'm not around.

Okay, this computer kinda rocks. So not anything I've seen before. And that's hard for you to do. Kudos. Now. You're obviously not the government, because even they wouldn't be stupid enough to leave me with a computer. What's the deal, here?

You know, for an awesome futuristic spaceship with technology I've never seen the like of before, there really ain't much to do here. Took apart and rebuilt this thing more times than I can say, and I still don't get how most of it works.

I got no idea what's going on here, but there's some kinda wifi and message board, so I'm hoping someone'll see this.

This ain't any tablet I ever seen before. This is one sexy, sexy piece of technology. Anyone opened this baby up? Lemme tell you, this is some sophisticated circuitry. I didn't recognize some of it, and that's saying something, baby. This processor faster than anything I even heard of.