TARDIS Communication Network

There doesn't happen to be a pharmacy here, does there? I'm, uh, almost out of my medication.

Sturmvoraus. Agatha needs you. Get down to her lab.

[Voice Post]

I need some assistance in my lab right away! It's important.

Is there like.... a room full of pillows somewhere?
I just want to melt into pillows so maybe I can get some sleep.
There seems to be a room for everything, so I figured I'd ask.

Attention passengers!

The ship's kitchen is now equipped with a fully automated, fully functional, multi tasking, dynamic coffee machine / muffin maker / toastie toasting / cream cheese dispensing / breakfast machine! AND! It's not even that difficult to maintain!


You're welcome!

I need something to do.

As it is, I'll just keep building bigger and bigger death rays, until something goes wrong and I destroy the entire ship by accident.

I've already set fire to my lab twice.

Gil? We need to talk.

Let's see if this thing works. Huh? Where did everyone go? One minute we were going through the doorway and next minute...

[She pauses. When she speaks again her voice is filled with manic glee!]

What is this thing? And that thing! And what's that!?! Oh I could make that work much better! If I can just find some tools...

Ned? Love, please tell me you're here.

I'm.... scared. I don't know where I am. I'm scared it's started.

Are all women infuriating, or just the ones in my life?

I figured it's about time I tried making some new friends around here. So, don't be shy. Feel free to reply here and say hello. My name's Dan Foster and I am... was a freelance journalist, working with The Herald in England. Tell me a bit about yourself?

I just want to say Thank You, to everyone who has taken the time to learn some sign language for me. You have no idea how much it means to me.

Thank you.

To those who're interested.

My name's Sonya Blade, I've been on the TARDIS for nearly two years now. Back home, I'm an officer in my country's military and whenever this is brought up, people always ask me the same questions.

Well, I decided to do something about it.

For those interested, I've been working on starting a class on modern warfare, starting from the mid 1800s to the present time where I'm from. Topics discussed will range from the starting conflicts, the social and economic impacts of war, and of course, the reasons for and why women would go into the war effort.

The class will start in a week  and take place in the library at 10 in the morning. Even if you're not part of the class, you're welcome to throw in your thoughts. Though anyone trying to cause trouble  will be put in the center of the lecture and thoroughly mocked.

Some disclaimers...these lectures will contain sensitive subjects, and talk of things in the 'future' for some. For those that want to attend the class, but would rather not hear of such things, you'll be allowed to leave the room or skip the session all together.

What is this? Where are my charges? If they have been harmed, you will PAY.

[The speech is broken by trilling and clicks, the voice inhuman]
Mektoomuchcake. Huwants?

It can't be real. It can't. I didn't see him, I'm losing my mind. Please let me be losing my mind...

Filtered against The Other]

GUYS, I SAW THE OTHER! HERE! ON THE SHIP!!! Just walking around the ship casually! Seriously!!! Oh and I saw a tiny army or tiny wind up clanks... I think they're doing a patrol.

Gil. Zeetha. I need to talk to you two.

(Filtered from Tarvek)

Uh..Gil? I need to talk to you... about two things. Are you busy?

[Slightly insane laugh] My mechanical guardians are nearly complete!