TARDIS Communication Network

You know I really shouldn't walk back from swimming in just my bathrobe.

[Private to Garrus]

Uhm..honey some people saw me naked...it was an accident and it won't ever happen again.

Should I even ask?

Anyone want to tell me what is going on?

It's been a long time since they have been this bad.

[Filtered away from Shepard]

I really shouldn't over do it, but I hate letting people down.

Hi everyone. I've been very rude and I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Mike Warren. I'm sure it will be my pleasure to meet you all.

There doesn't happen to be a pharmacy here, does there? I'm, uh, almost out of my medication.

What ho, Chummy here. Camilla Noakes to be exact, but Chummy shall do nicely. Rather new to all of this, including this device, so my responses may be on the slow side.

I have just arrived, along with Nurse Mount and my son, Freddie. He's the reason I'm writing, you see, as I don't have nearly enough clothes or napkins for him and it's becoming a bit of a nuisance, really. He shall also need milk - powdered, preferably, as he is a little young for cow's milk still. I don't know if there are any other infants on board, but I thought I ought to ask, to see.

In return, Nurse Noakes and I will offer our services. I hear there is an infirmary on the ship. We are qualified nurses and midwives, and we're quite willing to roll our sleeves up and do what we must. We don't want to step on any toes, of course, but if you need any help at all please don't hesitate to ask. Neither of us wish to twiddle our thumbs all day.

You know what this ship needs? Monkeys.

Hi. I know there's a lot of people here, and since we seem to be stuck together for a while, I thought it'd be a good idea to introduce myself, get to know some of you.

I'm Commander Shepard of the Normandy. If you're from my galaxy, you might have heard of me, but don't pay attention to any of that. Here I'm just another guy, really. Anyway, there's not much to tell about me.

I'm not sure what else to say. I'd like to meet some of you, find out about your lives. Just drop a line to say hi, all right?

Now this isn't what I had in mind when I said we should take some time off.

Hey, uh... any idea where I can find jewelry on this ship?

Hello? Is this some sort of phone?

What the hell is this place?

Joker would it be alright if I stopped by your room? I have made you some muffins and knitted you a blanket.

Shepard I have a surprise for you.

Strange. This body should not function outside of short wave transmission distance from the Normandy. I cannot sense the processors remaining in the Normandy. I feel... empty.

Oh, shit. Shit shit shit. Who the hell took my ship? EDI? Oh, come on. This is so not good.