TARDIS Communication Network

Who: Nine, Donna, and Jack
What: Romantic bonding, dinner, etc.
When: Evening
Where: Kitchen, one of their bedrooms later I'm sure
Warnings: Probably going to be sex. It's Jack, Nine, and Donna.

( A pleasant, relaxing evening with the ones we love... )

So, Doctors, what is going on?

Doctor... I understand the TARDIS leaving me, but not you.

[Filtered to the Doctor]

Doctor, do you need help getting rid of these snakes?

Since I can't die, I could try to get rid of them.

Where the hell am I? What the hell is going on? I swear to her majesty the queen, if I don't get some answers, I'm gonna slap the next person I see.

I've been wandering down this stupid hallway for half an hour, not a soul, with just this stupid electronic toaster for company, and I've got a whole roast in the oven. A nine quid roast, never mind I've got enough money for it, that's not the point, is it? Lots of people would go mad over a nine quid roast, and here I am, wandering down a bleeding hallway.

Alright anyone left on here from Torchwood?

Are the Time Lords mucking about again? Oh, just look what they've done to my TARDIS!

Hello everyone, Captain Jack Harkness