TARDIS Communication Network

Does anyone know how I could get like a ring made here?

Er... Hello? I was told that this would work... Writing letters and sending them into emptiness seems rather pointless, but perhaps it is correct and someone elsewhere can read my words. Considering all else I've seen of late, it's not actually that incredible a notion.

Yes, anyway. If anyone is reading my letter, I am Bilbo Baggins of Bag-End, Hobbiton, the Shire. After a rather long and arduous journey I've discovered myself here in this strange place, instead of the place I was meant to be after the aforementioned long and arduous journey. I suppose there will be another long and arduous journey to get back to where I'm supposed to be, and then a continuing long and arduous journey to finish the long and arduous journey that was interrupted when I came here.

I will be pleased to make the acquaintance of any other travelers who have found themselves likewise whisked away from their tasks and troubles, their homes and families.

Your (hopefully) friend,
Bilbo Baggins

Merry Christmas everyone!

Solitude suddenly weighs heavy on my heart. Are there any who would care to while away some time in idle talk?

Days run together, turning determination into complacency. Shadow threatens to overtake one's hopes and dreams...

I wrote a new piece on my sax. Anyone mind giving it a listen? Telling me what they think?

Notice to everyone on board, and that means everyone.

I want each and every one of you to come into the clinic for an exam. If I can get everyone listed, then we can keep better track of things here, which means if you end up ill or need help, we can treat you quicker and with less errors. Is that understood? It will only be a brief physical. I'll ask a few questions and if you're good you can have a lollipop.

Let me know when you want to stop by. I'm always here.

I need a change. I feel stuck, and I haven't felt that way in a long time.

I think I might just be in the TARDIS too long.

Fresh air might be good.

What does everyone else wish for?