TARDIS Communication Network

This isn't where I intended to go. Where am I?

I feel compelled to ask: are there any other synthetics aboard this vessel? I have never met one like myself. The geth exhibit a "hive consciousness," if you will, and do not experience feelings of individuality, and the Reapers... I am nothing like them.

I enjoy the company of organics, and have some friends among them, but at times... I feel alone.

The fuck's all this then?

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Okay, so my radio's not working and this is the only thing I could find that would send any sort of messages. If someone around here, wherever here is, can direct me to a Stargate so I can get back to dealing with our little situation, that would be great.

Oh, and you know what else might be nice? An explanation as to how I even got here in the first place! So who screwed up? And please, for the love of Dorothy, do not tell me that this is sort sort of weird... Asgard intervention. Because I'm not buying that for a second.

How do people manage all this free time? Hobbies? How does one choose a hobby?

Does anyone know how to reverse a magnetic field?

Well, well, I can't complain.

Beats being dead.

It's a new concept, but I think I like it here.

How does one... care for children?

I'd like some data. How did we get to this other universe? Is it entirely impossible for anything to follow us here? And what defenses does this ship have if attacked?

So, I can talk to people here, or watch everyone avoid talking to me, as usual. Cool.