I think I have this device figured out. I must thank Prince George for the advice. It is strange to write like this, I must say. Watching the words flow across, nowhere near where my fingers press the buttons...
Sorry. I mean to say, hello. I'm assured other people will read this. Though why you'd bother is beyond me...
Again, sorry. Let's start again. I'm Merlin, and I'm new here. I suppose that's the important bit.