As there isn't much in the way of entertainment here, it occurred to me to host a ball, if anyone would be interested in attending. And so I extend an invitation to each of you.
This is Colonel Kira Nerys, I work at Deep Space Nine in the Alpha Quadrant. If anyone from Starfleet can hear this transmission, please respond. I was taken from the Founders home world. I don't know where I am or who took me, but I'm going to find out. I repeat, if you hear this transmission, please respond.