If I didn't know better, I'd think I was on the TARDIS. But that can't be possible! I suppose in one universe it is possible. In another universe, it's also possible that I'm Batman. It's also possible that there's another Sheldon out there who doesn't believe in the multi-verse theory.
Also, this tablet is very user friendly. I don't like that.
I'd like an explanation as to where I am and how I got here. And yes, I am aware that there are people. You people really do know how to jibber jabber, don't you? It's amazing you get anything done!