TARDIS Communication Network

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Okay, so my radio's not working and this is the only thing I could find that would send any sort of messages. If someone around here, wherever here is, can direct me to a Stargate so I can get back to dealing with our little situation, that would be great.

Oh, and you know what else might be nice? An explanation as to how I even got here in the first place! So who screwed up? And please, for the love of Dorothy, do not tell me that this is sort sort of weird... Asgard intervention. Because I'm not buying that for a second.

What? This can't be real. No. I stopped taking morphling.

So, I can talk to people here, or watch everyone avoid talking to me, as usual. Cool.