TARDIS Communication Network

We find the tiny humans with firesticks funny. Perhaps we will eat one of them.

We desire food now.Who wishes to be first?

An explanation would be good. Preferably before I start cutting my way through walls.

She very sad, say it hurts.

Someone is missing or locked up, there's a key, a key with the light that will slowly dim out.

We are to help, all to help, even the light will help, but she knows it will fade. She weeps for the lost of souls, the life of herotic thing...woman, no man. He's broken, all is broken, now time will be silent as she tries to sleep.

I don't know who you think you're playing with, but I'm going to shank whoever kidnap me!

My father is a well known doctor, he'll get the best to find me, and then he'll shank you as well.

We don't play from Lima, take me back home now!

I know I didn't go home with anyone or that I'm drunk.

Can someone explain why I appeared by a pool when I got out of the cab?

Am I drugged?

...Where'd the castle go?

Ok.As far as kidnapping plots go this one is rather elaborate even for us.And we were having so much fun to.

Spider?Are you here little spider?

So, what is this and who do we have to kill to get home?