For anyone who's new, or even those of us who have been here ages, I've made a map of the TARDIS. Well it's a very loose map, because she changes sometimes. I'll try to keep it up to date. This way people can find the wardrobe, the kitchen, their room and other places they might want to visit.
If anyone needs one, let me know and I'll drop it by.
We've determined that this planet is safe enough for human life. I do recommend not exploring on your own or going too far from the TARDIS, but if you'd like to get out and stretch your legs a bit, it's all right.
Right, you lot may have noticed that the lights went out a bit. Just wanna let you know that that was us, and everything's fine. Should be landing in a bit. Not sure where, we'll poke around a bit when we get there.
Please stay where you are. That sound is the cloister bell. It means something is going dreadfully wrong. Stay out of harm's way, and I assure you, we will get this under control.
Whoever is playing games with my TARDIS... I will end you. This is my home, and my oldest friend. Touch her again, and you will regret it, I assure you.
And if anyone has seen my chair, I would appreciate having it back. I went through enough trouble finding it the first time to relish repeating the process. All this shifting things about is completely uncalled for.
Charley? I trust you've been taking care of yourself?
No no no. I'm not on the TARDIS. I need to be on the TARDIS. I can't be out here. It's going to destroy the universe. Charley, help me! Anyone, help me. Please?