Would anyone mind telling me just where in the hell I am, and why my pager doesn't seem to be working? I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't mind the pager not working if it means I don't have to deal with Newbie paging me time after time after time after time with the same annoying eety bitty problems that a monkey could solve. But since I've never been here before and I'm not even sure where here is, I think I'd like someone to tell me what's going on. Hmmkay?