TARDIS Communication Network

Attention passengers!

The ship's kitchen is now equipped with a fully automated, fully functional, multi tasking, dynamic coffee machine / muffin maker / toastie toasting / cream cheese dispensing / breakfast machine! AND! It's not even that difficult to maintain!


You're welcome!

I need something to do.

As it is, I'll just keep building bigger and bigger death rays, until something goes wrong and I destroy the entire ship by accident.

I've already set fire to my lab twice.

Does anyone know how long the battery lasts on these tablets?
This whole...power flickering thing has me freaked out.
If there's no lights, and my tablet dies, how the hell am I supposed to get in contact with anyone?

Okay, you know all those power outages and cuts and stuff? I swear it wasn't me. Honest to God. I mean, this time. If it happens and it is my fault, I'll admit to it. But this time... I honestly have no idea what's going on. Does anyone know?

[Voice recording]

I hope this works this time, Lady. I'm doing exactly as Klaus instructed me. See? The little light is green.

[She pauses]

I have been told that this is how I can communicate with other people on the ship. My name is Sansa Stark. I woke here recently but I am not sure how. It is all very confusing. I miss my home. I miss my family. And now I shall never wed my sweet Prince Joffrey.

The garden is lovely. Even Lady likes it there. And we have found a lovely room too. But I was wondering what sort of thing people do for fun here. I enjoy sewing, and listening to songs and stories. I already miss them, but at least I remember them.

[The message ends]

O...k. I know this is not where I'm supposed to be. Fang? Nudge? Angel? Anyone from the Flock?

Uh.... I don't think this is Hod, because I never got to use tech in my dreams. Not since the whole Lama thing...

So, would anyone mind telling me what's going on? Oh yeah, this new tablet thing is pretty sweet but it's really slow. I mean, what's the processing power on one of these? I gotta upgrade this thing. Y'know, when I'm not busy trying to figure out what the frag is going on, right? I got an entire building to run, military douche bags to talk to, and a whole heap of other shit on my plate, so I kinda gotta get back to that.

Oh and if this is a Leviathan worshippers thing? Um... Yeah....

-CT

Well, I am terribly bored and I wondered if any one needs any help with anything? I am a rather quick learner, if I do say so myself, and it would be nice to try something different. So, any offers?

Who touched my whiteboard?!

Say... Does anyone know where I could get ten feet of copper wire, three fly wheels, some compression springs, and a three-eighths occipital Heterodyne wrench?

I suppose I don't really need them, but you know how it is. The cocoa just won't be the same.

[Video Post]

[A strange looking man looks into the camera as the video feed starts. He looks pale, his skin, bone white. His eyes are a very piercing green. He stands with a blank expression. As he speaks, his tone is flat. His voice is deep.]

What is this place? Where am I? I have never seen this place before. I do not understand. I can sense so many people here. Some who I recognise. Others who are strange to me.

[He pauses and extends an arm out to his side. Black shadow flickers around his forearm and down to his fingertips. And then, nothing. He lowers his arm.]

I cannot open the gate into Las Noches. Why? How is it possible?

[And the video ends.]

Does anyone want to help me set up a Christmas tree and decorate a little bit? Maybe it will feel a little more like home.

Does anyone have a 9-pin socket they could donate?

Also, my cat has eaten most of the koi in the garden pond. I propose breeding those that are left if there is no extra stock to replace them.

You know, for an awesome futuristic spaceship with technology I've never seen the like of before, there really ain't much to do here. Took apart and rebuilt this thing more times than I can say, and I still don't get how most of it works.

To those in charge:

I have been told that the abductions were a result of this ship being broken. Since it is a sophisticated space vessel with inter-dimensional travel capabilities I hypothesize it must be run by a complex computer matrix of some kind. Am I correct?

[Voice post]

Matsumoto sounds rather merry (drunk).

Hellllllooooooo? Is anyone there? Isn't there supposed to be a lot of us here? Why haven't you said hello to me yet? Don't be shy!

She pauses for a drink.

Oh, and is there any place on this ship that sells nice clothes? Or candy? Or Sake? I miss shopping in the Living World!

*There is a muffled clicking of buttons as if someone is trying all of them in quick succession (and muttering to themselves as they do).*

Not that one... Approximately 97.9999 percent of wrong buttons are coloured red so not that one. Oh! It's on!

Hello? I assume from the presence of this device that communication with my captors is being offered. As you have not visibly detained me I hypothesise that you either didn't mean to target me with... whatever sophisticated method was used... or are containing me in some sort of simulated environment. I hope someone will explain what is going on. I really dislike facilities. And being abducted. Especially those things together.