TARDIS Communication Network

[Voice Post]

[The Doctor can be heard shouting rather loudly. In the background, something mechanical can be heard whirring loudly.]

ALL RIGHT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, BIPEDAL AND QUADRUPEDAL ALIKE! LISTEN TO ME! I NEED YOU TO STOP WHATEVER POINTLESS, TRIVIAL, HUMAN THING YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[He stops shouting, his voice growing calmer but still remaining relatively upbeat]

Right, now that I have your attention! I would like to talk about something very important. For those of you who are new here, and those of you who have more than likely forgotten, we are en route to some ... well, place. Some place very dangerous. Actually, it's a prison planet. But not to worry! You should all be safe here.

[He claps his hands together loudly]

Now! Let's see. What do I need to tell you? Well, I don't expect any of you to actually leave the TARDIS when we land. That would be rather stupid, now wouldn't it? [he laughs.] What with it being a prison world and all. But if you do! And I cannot stress this enough! Do. not. Get. Caught.

Now we are going to this prison planet for a good reason. And this really has to be done, we need to do this. There are people here who need our help. Not only that but this trip could lead to you lot eventually getting home! And what could be better than that? Right?!

[He pauses, his voice grows more sombre]

I'm sorry it had to come to this. I really am. I didn't want to put any of you lot at risk. Just, stay on the TARDIS. Please. You'll be safe here. I'll go out there on my own if I have to but I have to do this. I can't ignore this any longer... it's gone on for long enough. All of it. Slayer cannot be allowed to continue like this. And these people... well they deserve better than a SLA prison cell. Just stay here and you will be okay, I promise you. This TARDIS... and mine. They'll protect you. And so will I...

The broadcast cuts out]

( OOC Information )

So much pain, so much fear. Flux floods the ship, taking on strange shapes. Nothing makes sense...

Seeker? Where are you? I need to find you. Now! Oh this isn't good, this isn't good at all...

The void swallowed them... brought them here... More will come. We won't be safe when we leave the time vortex, the others will know we're here... They will come for the ones who do not belong.

The Slayer will reap what he sewed.

[A vocal recording starts, the faint sound of crackling in the background. There is a loud clap shortly after the recording starts]

RIGHT!

I think it's time we got to know each other, you sexy thing. Look at you...

[He clears his throat]

Sorry... distracted ea...sily. Now where was I? That's it! You lot! That's right, you. All of you. I haven't had a chance to meet that many of you yet, and that is going to change. You see, this TARDIS is in my universe, and you lot need me if you want to find a way back home. I know this universe, and I know the dangers, hidden and in plain sight. This universe is a very dark place. Still, I don't want to say too much now. All I can say is this.

I'm here with my companion, Seeker. If you have any questions for Seeker or myself, ask them. I'll be asking all of you questions about your universes. Dates, times, locations, every detail is important if we're to get you back home. Don't hold anything back.

Just to get this out the way. This universe is young, and something is very wrong with it. I haven't figured out what yet. It might have something to do with you lot suddenly appearing here. Either way, I want to be notified the moment anyone sees or hears the following names; SLA Industries. Mort. Mr Slayer. Bitterness. Davros. And that is all I can think of for now...

Don't ignore this message. This is important. This counts for all of you, especially if you want to get back home. Now... where did I leave that screwdriver?

[The recording cuts out]

And I thought I had seen everything...I guess I was wrong.

For anyone who's new, or even those of us who have been here ages, I've made a map of the TARDIS. Well it's a very loose map, because she changes sometimes. I'll try to keep it up to date. This way people can find the wardrobe, the kitchen, their room and other places they might want to visit.

If anyone needs one, let me know and I'll drop it by.

Tell me about your lives. I want to learn about your universe.