TARDIS Communication Network

I want something to drink and someone to fight.

Alright, who changed the buggin' Glade? We just got our stuff together, and now this? Thomas, Minho? You shanks around? Any sign of the others? WICKED is going down.

What an interesting ship! I've never seen anything like it! But what is an innocent and handsome Candy shop owner to do?

So judging from all the previous posts, we are on a ship called a TARDIS, trapped in another universe? Would anyone else mind telling me what else is happening? Do we have any sound theories as to why we are all here?

Oh, my name is Urahara Kisuke.