TARDIS Communication Network

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This lonely ship with many souls,
Still so alone, away from home.
And all of us are bound by sorrow,
She guards us all, gives us tomorrow.

I'll keep her safe, I'll keep her calm,
I'll heal her wounds and broken hearts.
I'll be her brother, I'll be her friend,
I'll merge with her, and give her rest.

She cries out loud but they don't hear,
I've held her close and caught her tears.
I'll guide her still, as best I can,
As we dance and drift through space and time.

Holy shit balls!

...I was suppose to go to Valhalla! I need to go there.


Someone fix this, right now.

..... What is going on?

I'd like to get this over with all at once. Yes, I'm a vampire. I've taken an oath of temperance, so you're safe from me, but if I'm attacked, I will defend myself. For your safety, don't attack me. Is that understandable?

Um... excuse me? I have lost my friend. It is a little strange to say but... has anyone seen a flying monster hand?

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[As the message comes through, the lights on the TARDIS begin to pulse slowly and softly. The air hums as if a breeze were present, but nothing is there. The voice that speaks is soft and calm, even soothing. He speaks with a Finnish accent.]

I can hear you breathe... I can hear you cry. This was not your doing, was it? I pity you, dear. Yes, I hear them too. They worry and weep, they shout within their minds and out loud, and all the while the stars ignore them. The Gods do not dwell here. And no animal, nor man, no woman, nor child should be caged so.

Where do your trees lie, child? Where were your roots cut? Does your winter draw near, sister? You are not alone. Hush now, hush. I am here...