Yes, anyway. If anyone is reading my letter, I am Bilbo Baggins of Bag-End, Hobbiton, the Shire. After a rather long and arduous journey I've discovered myself here in this strange place, instead of the place I was meant to be after the aforementioned long and arduous journey. I suppose there will be another long and arduous journey to get back to where I'm supposed to be, and then a continuing long and arduous journey to finish the long and arduous journey that was interrupted when I came here.
I will be pleased to make the acquaintance of any other travelers who have found themselves likewise whisked away from their tasks and troubles, their homes and families.
Your (hopefully) friend,
Bilbo Baggins