multifarious ⟷ in character

Attention all Avengers Tower personnel and employees,

Apparently, there are going to be some changes that are going to affect all of you.

According to Pepper I'm not allowed to 'make somebody work full time without benefits' and 'oh my god Tony paying for their education and Xbox isn't benefits, they need healthcare'.

And apparently I was supposed to keep track on how much I'm paying you people? If you want to get back to me and let me know how much money I've shoved at you to get you to leave me alone, that'd be nice.

Oh, also, for future reference if you're trying to get your friend a job, apparently I'm supposed to be doing these ridiculous 'background checks", so that's going to be a thing too, from this point on.

Got her to let me keep the slides, though.

The slides are still totally a thing.

You ship off tomorrow, right? I'm not gonna get all mushy on you or anything, but I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if I have to train myself to take your place, so...you know. Don't die, okay?

Who: Tony Stark and Pepper Potts
What: Reunion
When: After this.
Where: Free apartments in NYC
Rating/Warnings: Feels.
Status: Closed/Complete

You’re the one that looks at me, and sees what I was meant to be. More than just a beautiful mess.( Read more... )

Hello, my little code monkeys, this is your captain speaking and do I have an adventure for you.

I'm sure everybody has heard about the terror cell that we're going to be going after in Ukraine. There have been a few requests and, since I hired the most brilliant minds to work for me, I told people that you would all help since it's better in your hands than some Best Buy IT guy from Bumblefuck, Astoria with his thumb up his ass.

I'm going to list the requests that were made and I want everybody to pick up something that they think they'd be able to accomplish. Don't pick up too much, and don't pick it up unless you know you can do it. Lives are on the line here.

( Click me softly, I'm nervous. )

[OOC: Felicity, Lydia, Stuart, and anybody else who would probably be programming or doing tech at the tower, this is for youuu.]

WHO: Tony Stark & (Vegas)Joey McCoy
WHAT: Joey gets her very own Iron Man suit
WHEN: After this conversation
WHERE: Starting in Manhattan at Avengers Tower and moving toward Los Angeles
WARNINGS/RATING: Language and paternal fluff
STATUS: Closed, Complete

When this world kicked me around, you picked me up off the ground. So if you need me, I’ll be there. ( Read more... )

[The video starts to play at 10:30 PM EST]

[It starts to play at 10:30 EST]

STUART.
Stupid of me to ask if you and IT Barbie got anywhere?

AVENGERS/SQUAD/FRIENDS*
Anybody got any ideas or are we just waiting this one out? I can have JARVIS scan the networks and send us a message whenever someone has a video thrown up so they know to avoid it. If they want.




(*OOC: If you know him and he doesnt absolutely hate you you can assume you're in there.)

Alright so I think I got this down here.

• I've been magically kidnapped, or taken I suppose since I'm not really a kid, to an alternate dimension version of New York City wherein there seems to be some very large scale example of the multiverse theory at work.
• I may, or may not, have either a double or a face twin. So far in reading back I haven't seen either of those but if you're out there say hey. I always wanted a twin.
• It's June 17, 2015. Which makes me technically about a month old. Might be a bit tough to go get that drink I could use right about now.
• We can go anywhere we'd really like but we can't get to our home worlds.
• I am fictional. Or at least the month old version of me is fictional.
• The people I know here are probably not the people I know back home. Speaking of which, hey Nat, remember that time I showed up in another dimension and you were a good twenty years younger than you should be and you gave me that WTF you talking about, Nate look?

I miss anything?

RAE.
We need to go get that coffee we always talked about.

Let me just say that I, for one, am completely disgusted with the way we all, as transplants, have to suffer through the struggle that is seeing our own faces and names in shows and movies that we had no part of. And yes, perhaps this is biased of me, but I take personal offense when it happens to my friends. Nay, my family.

So, for the sake of clarification, I would like to make sure that all of you know very well that THIS is not the Good Ol' Captain that we've grown to know and love. To suggest otherwise would be to sully the name of an American Hero, and I just can't stand by and let that happen.

And Steve, there's no need to thank me. Your friendship is enough.

Looks like I'm hiring everybody today, anyone else need a job? Anyone?

Anyone know how to cook? Because guess what, I don't, and if Steve tells you that he does then America just lied to your face.

VEGAS JOEY.
Hey kid.

National Doughnut Day.

This was a thing and nobody told me about it. And now it's over. Gone. For another year.

Everybody is uninvited to my birthday party. You're all terrible people, I have no real friends.

I was going to open post a few jobs if anybody needs to be hired, but now I hate all of you and none of you are allowed to come into my Super Cool Superhero Tower of Awesome. Maybe I'll start putting golden tickets in chocolate bars or something.