captain sara lance | white canary (theyellowbird) wrote in multifariousic, @ 2015-06-24 23:24:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network, alexandra udinov (notmostpeople), bart allen (gottarunnow), bucky barnes (seasonalsoldier), jack mercer (notallmyfault), lydia martin (eunoia), sara lance (theyellowbird) |
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And in this next chapter of 'Worst Pick Up Lines: Bartender Addition.' or maybe 'Overheard by Bartenders'?
"My friends bet me that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
How about you just give me all of that money, because I deserve it for not throwing you out a window right about now. I need a job too much.
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
Buddy, you're so lucky you didn't get a drink over your head.
“Do you think if I flex hard enough I could rip my shirt?”
Please try. I could use a laugh.