Why can't you trust an atom?
...Because they make up everything!
Get it??
I might have to stay in this place just for the Science Channel here, that's so amazing.
All right, who's free right this effing minute and wants to run some field tests for me? I'm 98% sure this prototype is finally going to work and 100% sure they're safe for use whether the functionality is a success or not. If these field tests go as well as the safety ones, I can fucking go home and sleep, finally, and I could use a few zzzzs right about now so who wants to help a bro out for a few hours on a Saturday night when all the cool kids are probably out drinking?
Can we raincheck on the spa trip? I'm so, so sorry. Something came up last night and I can't make it, but I'm going to need it so, so much by Tuesday...
I have the design finished and I've sent you an encrypted email with the materials I need for the first three prototypes and a Vizio file of the design and schematics attached. I'm gonna need an engineer with lots of experience and speed. I need the turnaround time as short as possible. By five, you'll have at least two more prototype designs and a list of materials for those. I'd like to start preliminary testing tomorrow morning.
[ address and directions to the Avengers Tower, office hours, cell number, etc ]Please feel free to contact me on my cell at any time in case of emergency.
According to Tony I'm supposed to see you before Steve clues in that you haven't been to a doctor in a few years. How's tomorrow?
Tony asked that I make sure you get in sometime soon - what works for you?
You're reading this because we think you are more than capable of handling what we're about to ask of you - whether on the ground or watching our backs. If you feel that this isn't for you there's absolutely no hard feelings.
There's a terrorist cell holed up in the interior of the Ukraine, they're using the border conflicts still occurring to hide their movements and from what we can tell from the intel we have they are looking at making a move in the next few weeks. They've got the manpower - we figure they're at least 200 men strong in the base we're looking at hitting - they've got a small armory of weapons and there's a possibility they have biochemicals. They're not joking around and neither should we. If they're allowed to, they will cause serious damage. I'm not going to let them and I'm hoping you feel the same too.
We've got four days before there's a window to ship out, if you want in, let's get to work.
I know you've got Joey in a suit, up to you how much, if at all, you want her involved in this.