multifarious ⟷ in character

[ooc: Cori, Neptune & "canon" Hales, Isaac, Mal, Miguel, Warren (did I miss anyone? Just jump in if I did.) Also the last floor plan listed, let's just pretend that's the only one showing.]

asdjlkasjf best dad ever. New digs. Still within walking distance of the free apartments, so I'm barely going anywhere, I promise.

CORI.

Moving in with me or what?

You're kidding me, right?

[ooc: do the fun pretendy thing where you imagine the kids are the right faces, k? Also, let's pretend the baby is a little older and the woman's voice is Derek's bc I've decided it's Derek day in the babysitting rotation and I do what I waaaaant.]

Guys, Charlotte's having kind of a rough day today. ...I shouldn't laugh but I kind of can't help it. She's so dramatic.

To Google or not to Google, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to avoid thine own face on social media or to take arms against a sea of awkward photographs for the sake of adorable outfit ideas, I know not. My struggle is the realest.

I need new hobbies, I'm so done with this. I swear I'll try the first three things that somebody suggests. Also, if I threw an amazing party, who would come? Considering I have absolutely nothing to do with my free time?

I'm watching an infomercial about something called the butt blaster and I'm seriously considering shelling out six payments of 19.95 for something that I don't even need because I have nothing else to do.

This is what my social life has become. This and Stark Industries. I showed up in this place and poof, just like that I'm apparently forty.

Took Lucas grocery shopping this afternoon and I was looking through the spices when I heard an "excuse me?" I turned around and I swear to God, this kid's face just lit up...because she thought I was Steve Moxley. I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't so I might have forged an autograph for her. ...and then temporarily disowned my son when she asked if he was mine because I...feel like he probably doesn't have a kid and I didn't particularly want to be in the tabloids after managing to go over two years without being on a cover of some shitty magazine. I said he was my friend's son and I was babysitting. ...and then I pretended I didn't see that his eyes were glowing when she said there was something wrong with his eyes...

I'm not proud of it.

I've officially gone soft and have secured myself a ticket straight to special hell, maybe. Good day. Caroline, you're on grocery duty from now on.

Somehow being surrounded by friends who aren't my friends makes everything so much lonelier than it already is. Confession time, I totally appreciate the whole 'a couple of weeks worth of food in the fridge already' thing, but I think I almost burned my apartment down. I may not be the most fantastic chef out there...

If there were maybe something like... I don't know, cooking classes that someone could point me toward, that would be fab. If you help me out I'll bake you a pie. A horrible, terrible, bland pie. You're welcome.

DEREK AND CAROLINE'S PACK.
Because it's adorable and I refuse to let Isaac put a scarf on that poor child as soon as he gets cold.

PEPPER POTTS.
Hello Miss Potts, I don't believe we've met but I'm Lydia Martin, similar to the one that you do know.

I was wondering if perhaps Stark Industries was hiring at this time, my resume isn't particularly impressive due to my age but I do think that I could be more than useful to your team. My knowledge lies mostly in chemical and biological sciences, but if you wished to put me in a different department due to the fact that there's already a version of me in the lab who probably doesn't want to have anything to do with me to avoid confusion I would understand.

If there's a management or assistant position open I'd happily apply for that as well. Because honey, you should see my leadership skills.

[ FRIENDS ]
Not this Monday, but the following, I'm requesting all of you to make an appearance to come out to dinner with me.

Keep in mind it's my birthday, so if you say no, I'll be sad.

Receiving UPS packages is becoming way too exciting these days.

But new boots!

[ SCIENCE PROFESSIONAL TYPES ]
Right, so, this may be totally pointless, I don't know.

Because I'm blessed (cursed) with a show that's still airing, I'm seeing things that could be part of my future that are somewhat terrifying. Maybe I'm jumping the gun, but maybe not.

I'm a kitsune, fox spirit. We have these aura's around us, that literally look like foxes. It's rare that anyone can see them. Photographs can capture it on us if we're young enough, but I seem to have that under control now. The eyes of a werewolf can see it. But I can't.

I want to be able to monitor myself of changes, but I don't know how without pestering werewolves every other day.

I don't even know what I'm looking for, past a way to be able to look monitor my own aura. ...is this a thing that's possible at all?

ETA: [ WEREWOLVES (that known her) & MALIA ]
So, I'm about to ask a huge favor. I'm trying to find a way to be able to watch my fox aura for signs of it growing/getting out of control. The only people I know who can actually see it are you guys.

...any chance one of you is willing to let some doctors run some eye tests to see if they can find a way to duplicate how your eyes see me? So I can keep track of myself?

If you're not okay with that, totally okay. I get it, I'll look into other options. please don't make Dread Doctor comparisons. I mean, I will completely understand if you do, but please don't

[ooc: *people he and Caroline are friendly with on a regular basis (if you're not sure, feel free to poke me!); also please to be pretending the weird Donald Duck-ish sounds are exaggerated, silly howls and obviously that the dude is Derek and the voice behind the camera is Caroline. Yay imagination! :P]

He's getting too big, too fast.

I trust everyone's back to normal now. It was hard to see Letha

[WEREWOLVES]
I was wondering how you go through the full moon. Rather new to the whole 'living in a city' deal. And there's that small possibility of not being able to turn back when I do

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person I know who has been conditioned to hate summer. I'm appalled at the fact that I know the nickname and occupation of the guy on Big Brother with the voice like an overgrown Muppet. It's Johnny Mac the dentist, in case you were curious.

I hope you girls are proud of yourselves. And you, Isaac, honestly. How is it that Allison and I are not only consistently completely on the same page, but also the only sane ones in this house on Thursday nights?

Uh hello? Anyone know what the heck is going on round here? Cause I am totes sorta freaking out.

If I have to watch one more hour of Star Wars, I swear I'm going to punch somebody.

[Anyone she's been friendly with.]
Prescott Alan Carson was born at 11:58pm on July 4th, 2015. 7lbs 6oz and perfectly healthy.

[ooc: *because, to Neptune Derek, if you don't like him or his wife, you're obviously an asshole lol]

Honestly, I think that was maybe the longest night since Lucas had colic. I suddenly really sort of hate fireworks.

In other news, looks like we'll be looking for staff sooner than later, so people in L.A. (or those willing to commute), keep an eye out for that.

PEOPLE WITH MAGIC.

What is the likelihood that there's a way to make liquor for those of us with insane metabolism, so that we can still feel it? We can pay you — well and regularly — to make this happen, if it's possible. My sister and I are opening a bar and if we could corner the market on also provide supernaturals and superhumans with something they can't otherwise enjoy, that would be kind of amazing.

Oh, wow. Okay. I'm getting strangely used to this.

i'm a stranger in a strange apartment and i definitely didn't party last night. what gives?

For those of you who have been living under a rock as of late, I'll be opening a strip club very soon, in Manhattan. So gentleman, if you're confident enough to take your clothes off for more money than you're probably making right now, live auditions will be starting soon. If you're interested you can message me here to make an appointment.

Ladies, you're welcome.

For those of you who don't want to show everything that your mother gave you, I'm also looking for servers and bartenders. Get used to the idea of working without a shirt.

Interested?

Does anyone plan on watching tomorrow, or does everyone do whatever they can to avoid TV?