Derek Hale is a grumpy puppy (woobiewolf) wrote in multifariousic, @ 2015-07-30 21:01:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network, dave trumann (trumann), derek hale (woobiewolf) |
Took Lucas grocery shopping this afternoon and I was looking through the spices when I heard an "excuse me?" I turned around and I swear to God, this kid's face just lit up...because she thought I was Steve Moxley. I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't so I might have forged an autograph for her. ...and then temporarily disowned my son when she asked if he was mine because I...feel like he probably doesn't have a kid and I didn't particularly want to be in the tabloids after managing to go over two years without being on a cover of some shitty magazine. I said he was my friend's son and I was babysitting. ...and then I pretended I didn't see that his eyes were glowing when she said there was something wrong with his eyes...
I'm not proud of it.
I've officially gone soft and have secured myself a ticket straight to special hell, maybe. Good day. Caroline, you're on grocery duty from now on.