multifarious ⟷ in character

I'm sick of this. It needs to stop, how can we have so many computer geniuses here and no one can make this stop?

ROOMMATE STILES.
There's a BBQ at work today and I want you to come with me. You should get out of the house and have a little fun...

BEACONS STILES.
Hey, are you busy? Are you coming to the party today?

Whoever is running this place has a terrible sense of humor.

ALPHA STILES.
So. Are we going to talk about how you came home reeking like blood and death last night or are we going to pretend that you didn't kill somebody?

[Dubsmash video with this portion of audio in which Stiles, Isaac, and Barry are doing the dance in the video. It's sloppy but it's pretty close. Stiles is in the middle and Isaac and Barry are on either side and they filmed in front of a white sheet in the basement at Beacons, because they're super high budget over here lol.]

Dear Caroline & Co.,

I'm sorry about your loss. Better luck next time.

Love,
Stiles & Co.

Working at Stark Industries? Amazing idea. Going to school while working at Stark Industries? Not so much.

ALPHA STILES.
My head hurts and I need you to bring me something to make it better. Preferably something that contains a lot of chocolate. Or only chocolate.

Just bring me chocolate.

*FRIENDS.
Can we get together and do something? Anything? So I can remind myself that I'm still capable of having a barely functioning social life?


((*OOC: If you think you might be, you are, just go for it.))

I just went to Walgreens and I turned the corner and interrupted a couple getting frisky in the feminine products aisle. Don't mind me, I'm just buying razors and Oreos in sweatpants and no makeup. This is what I've become. I don't know if it's more pathetic that they couldn't just wait until they got home or that I got jealous of a random couple getting handsy in a Walgreens.

ALPHA STILES.
I'm glad that I saw you today. We should do it again.

NEPT
NEP
NEPTUNE DEREK.
Hi.

[*He means alpha Lydia but all can see, but he loses his nerve and leaves the deleted posts blank.]
Hey. Do you want to get lunch or


Malia
Hey

Who: Alpha Lydia
What: Narrative
When: 3AM
Where: Beach
Rating/Warnings: Self pity, kind of?
Status: Closed/Complete

You figured me out? That I’m lost and I’m hopeless. ( Read more... )

KIRA, ERICA, MALIA.
This whole 'can't drink' thing is starting to become a serious problem.

BEACONS STILES.
Are you okay?

DEREK.
I need your help, please, I don't know what to

One day I'll have a friend who will love me enough to get me every single one of these.

You guys better be ready for this party tomorrow. I'm collecting car keys at the door and keeping an eye out for people who are supposed to be a DD. Seriously, if you need to crash at my place, crash at my place and go home tomorrow morning. Don't be stupid.

BEACONS STILES.
( Cut for image size. )

You are all so welcome. It's a little NSFW, don't say I didn't warn you.

MOX.
I wanted to thank you again for helping me find this place, you're amazing. If there's anything I can do for you just let me know.

Alright everybody, I'll be done moving all of my things on Thursday, so Saturday is when the party starts, lets say 8.

I need a roster so if Saturday works for you, give me an official tally. If anybody thinks they're worth being hired for entertainment let me know; I actually managed to score a backyard and I'm definitely going to use it.

( joined the puppy train )

My personality is way too big for such a little apartment, I think its time that I move. Anybody who can find me an amazing place in L.A will forever be my favorite. I'd consider NY since that's where I'm working but the place needs to be at least a little roomy, or have a good view.

I should also be embarrassed that I scored so high on this but I'm not. I'm really not.

I'm watching an infomercial about something called the butt blaster and I'm seriously considering shelling out six payments of 19.95 for something that I don't even need because I have nothing else to do.

This is what my social life has become. This and Stark Industries. I showed up in this place and poof, just like that I'm apparently forty.

Somehow being surrounded by friends who aren't my friends makes everything so much lonelier than it already is. Confession time, I totally appreciate the whole 'a couple of weeks worth of food in the fridge already' thing, but I think I almost burned my apartment down. I may not be the most fantastic chef out there...

If there were maybe something like... I don't know, cooking classes that someone could point me toward, that would be fab. If you help me out I'll bake you a pie. A horrible, terrible, bland pie. You're welcome.

DEREK AND CAROLINE'S PACK.
Because it's adorable and I refuse to let Isaac put a scarf on that poor child as soon as he gets cold.

PEPPER POTTS.
Hello Miss Potts, I don't believe we've met but I'm Lydia Martin, similar to the one that you do know.

I was wondering if perhaps Stark Industries was hiring at this time, my resume isn't particularly impressive due to my age but I do think that I could be more than useful to your team. My knowledge lies mostly in chemical and biological sciences, but if you wished to put me in a different department due to the fact that there's already a version of me in the lab who probably doesn't want to have anything to do with me to avoid confusion I would understand.

If there's a management or assistant position open I'd happily apply for that as well. Because honey, you should see my leadership skills.

Popped into this cute little coffee shop after my run and got this mug. Challenge accepted mug, challenge accepted.

SARA | NATASHA
I was thinking we need to go out and celebrate that ridiculous bling Natasha has sometime this week.

I swear this is the only time I will use the word bling.

I've accepted the fact that I can't get home, and I've accepted that fact that home doesn't even exist here, but please, please tell me that one of the multiples here is a part of my pack.

Derek? Scott, Stiles, Boyd, Erica, Isaac, anybody. Please? Because I couldn't have just left them behind