multifarious ⟷ in character

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Um... so I have no idea why I'm in New York, but I'm betting it's something super awesome! Am I being inducted as an honorary United Nations ambassador because I can totally see that. I mean, the Harvest Festival was a success and why wouldn't they want me to help with the world! Plus, I was in model U.N. in high school. They must have heard about how awesome I was at that as well.

This is so exciting! I mean, waking up in a hotel in New York is unexpected because it's kind of like I was abducted but not really because it's the United Nations so it's for the good of mankind, and no one's going to press charges against the United Nations, [half-whisper] I really don't think you can... [speaks normally] Anyway!

Totally excited to be here! The note said I should say hello. Is this a private, United Nations network? If so, Gutentaag! Bonjour! Hamjambo! And hello, of course!

Oh! I'm Leslie Knope. It's nice to meet you all, fellow ambassadors.

Christmas is coming! This is like, hands down, my very very favorite holiday of any holiday and I decorated my entire apartment and it looks amazing, thank you very much.

OMG could you imagine if we all did a secret santa? It would be the biggest secret santa ever, it would be so great, we should do it. Who wants to? I do. One vote for me.

So far this is the most relaxing kidnapping ever. I've eaten eight million tacos, met four new versions of my best friend, gotten drunk for the first time...sorry again about the...tackle hug...Stiles-who-lives-wth-Malia been automatically signed up for high school and the girls' lacrosse team, and when I went to apply for a job as a veterinary assistant I apparently had already been hired?

So I work at the animal rescue clinic downtown as a vet assistant/staff member now. My manager's name is April Ludgate-Dwyer apparently which sounds really familiar...is that one of us? Um, displaced or kidnapees or whatever the term is? Because if so I should probably explain why all the cats will hate me forever

[Werewolf Stiles]
Are you in high school? I haven't seen you there.

We made paper snowflakes in school today and I really liked that project. Does anybody want a paper snowflake? I can make more! This was one of my best ones.

Patty just had an awesome idea and I think you should all do this. I'm just saying. Go sign up now. If there really is a record to break, we're breaking it. I don't care if I have to buy your presents for you.

[ooc: *anyone she's ever been friendly with, including coworkers]

I passed out for literally two seconds and I woke up with a pink moustache in magic marker. I've been scrubbing my face since I got off of work and I just got it off. It was one of those days.

MY ALL
FRIEND AL
FWB ALLI
NEW ALLISON.
Am I still in trouble?

[ooc: *except Lily; also pls to be pretending the little girl is blond and a little bit older]

Obviously, they can't stand one another.

So, what's everyone's Christmas jam? Mine's got to be this one.