multifarious ⟷ in character

After our run last night, I got back on this stupid thing because it kept beeping at me...there's a girl at the very bottom of my first post, the one asking if I'm Derek Hale?

Literally, every Derek who isn't me, even ones that aren't even here have kids, Lydia. All. of. them.

Are they all crazy? Because if they're not, then what the hell is wrong with me that I don't? Please just tell me you think they're all crazy and I'm not grossly behind in my apparent life goals that I didn't even know I had.

...I just literally was tackled by a stranger. I'm not fucking Dylan O'Brien, you psychotic hormonal teenage nightmare; get off me. Then replace my girlfriend's coffee, which you've caused me to spill all over myself. Thank God she asked for an iced latte this morning, Jesus...

Dylan O'Brien, if ever you break the fourth wall and show up on this network, I want you to know that I hate you with the burning fury of six thousand suns and I hate your fans even more than that.

What a shitty way to start my goddamn day.

Hello, everyone. My name is Adelle, what are your names?

[Cleo]
Thank you so much for helping me yesterday. I don't know if I'll ever get my fins back now, but life on land is glamorous.

( E-mail for Esmeralda )

FILTERED TO THE NEW DEREK:

Hi.

Anyone?