multifarious ⟷ in character

Okay, I'm ready for Halloween. Is it Saturday, yet? Let's do this.

( comment spam for Lila and Nate, set eeeearly this morning )

AGAINST THOR AND HIS FAMILY.
My only friend here is being a terrible person, can we just talk about how much better the world just got?

Please? Someone? Anybody?

I have spent all of this weekend so far studying, and it's just to get ahead. My life is sad.

This is not meant to knock couples, but is there anyone around here, of age, who doesn't have to check their schedule with anyone else, and looking to meet new people?

That's right, this is a post looking for friends. Talk to me, people.

I think I have a cold. Do I have to tough it out

Someone. Please tell me there are things for colds that aren't herbs steeped in hot water

Hands down, worst belated birthday present I've ever gotten...and Coop bought me a Swiffer last year. Also, hey, thanks random unknown entity, for the keys to my clinic. That'll do me a whole lot of nothing in an alternate universe.

I'm too goddamned pregnant for this.

Just a disclaimer that as the Best Man, no big expectations should be put on me. I just looked up the price of just one plane ticket to Vegas. Inflation from the 40's is insane.

SARA.
Please. Please help me.

NATASHA'S DEREK.
I feel like I should... know... you?

CAPTAIN AM
CAPTAIN BARNE
OTHER ME.
How's it goi
Are you
Hey.

Receiving UPS packages is becoming way too exciting these days.

But new boots!

[ SCIENCE PROFESSIONAL TYPES ]
Right, so, this may be totally pointless, I don't know.

Because I'm blessed (cursed) with a show that's still airing, I'm seeing things that could be part of my future that are somewhat terrifying. Maybe I'm jumping the gun, but maybe not.

I'm a kitsune, fox spirit. We have these aura's around us, that literally look like foxes. It's rare that anyone can see them. Photographs can capture it on us if we're young enough, but I seem to have that under control now. The eyes of a werewolf can see it. But I can't.

I want to be able to monitor myself of changes, but I don't know how without pestering werewolves every other day.

I don't even know what I'm looking for, past a way to be able to look monitor my own aura. ...is this a thing that's possible at all?

ETA: [ WEREWOLVES (that known her) & MALIA ]
So, I'm about to ask a huge favor. I'm trying to find a way to be able to watch my fox aura for signs of it growing/getting out of control. The only people I know who can actually see it are you guys.

...any chance one of you is willing to let some doctors run some eye tests to see if they can find a way to duplicate how your eyes see me? So I can keep track of myself?

If you're not okay with that, totally okay. I get it, I'll look into other options. please don't make Dread Doctor comparisons. I mean, I will completely understand if you do, but please don't

Please tell me all of you are okay.

VEGAS DEREK.
If you're alright can I come over? Please don't tell me you don't know who I am, please

Hey Doc. So you're the only one i've seen around here talking about medical shit. Figured you would be the man to talk to.

We got two kids wandering round town, Miguel and Malcolm, who come from some sort of hellish zombie apocalypse world. They are good kids and stuff, but not exactly adapting well. Was also worried about the whole "growing up in zombie hell" thing. Doubt they have had any sort of medical care, let alone the standard shots and boosters that everyone else gets growing up.

Figured I'd drop you a line since you seem to be the highest medical authority we got...plus calling the cops ain't ever in my playbook. Child services is fucked up, but hoping you can help em out at least.

[Anyone she's been friendly with.]
Prescott Alan Carson was born at 11:58pm on July 4th, 2015. 7lbs 6oz and perfectly healthy.

Don't be these people this weekend, kids.

RAE.
So I just grew an eyeball in a sink, how's your morning going?

Worst thing about being tossed a couple decades into the past? When you wake up with a song stuck in your head and you can't even go listen to it because it doesn't exist yet.

RAE.
Be careful.

NAT.
Again, don't get shot.

BART.
Passed off some bars to Steve there to get to you guys as you head out. They're about 3,400 calories a piece. Not the best tasting thing I've tried, but not the worst. I'll keep working on the flavor but figured you'd need something while you were on mission.

Just a little piece of advice to everyone out there who thinks that staring or honking at someone because you think they're "sexy" is going to get you laid: it isn't. Time to regroup and try a new approach.

[She posts a video, and it might have something to do with the fact that Steve called their little chat a 'lecture' and complained publicly about it after she so kindly let him off the hook.]

( Cut for size. )

For those of you I haven't met yet, my name is Nate. I'm a medical doctor and Tony Stark has graciously donated me some space to set up a practice here for anyone who needs it. I know some of you are just young kids without your parents, or even adults without insurance or other means to pay for medical care so anything we do for you will be free of charge. As well I am aware there are more than a few of you who are rather unique - I don't claim to be an expert in anything you might throw at me but I will believe you which is more than I can say for the natives here and from there we can muddle through it.

[ address and directions to the Avengers Tower, office hours, cell number, etc ]

Please feel free to contact me on my cell at any time in case of emergency.

FILTERED TO NAT.

According to Tony I'm supposed to see you before Steve clues in that you haven't been to a doctor in a few years. How's tomorrow?

FILTERED TO VEGAS JOEY.

Tony asked that I make sure you get in sometime soon - what works for you?

( video plays at 11:55 EST )

[I can't leave Pammie out! This video plays 6/19 at 9am EST (forward dating because I'm antsy to post it).

Warning: Little bit of death & mention of violence in video.]

Alright so I think I got this down here.

• I've been magically kidnapped, or taken I suppose since I'm not really a kid, to an alternate dimension version of New York City wherein there seems to be some very large scale example of the multiverse theory at work.
• I may, or may not, have either a double or a face twin. So far in reading back I haven't seen either of those but if you're out there say hey. I always wanted a twin.
• It's June 17, 2015. Which makes me technically about a month old. Might be a bit tough to go get that drink I could use right about now.
• We can go anywhere we'd really like but we can't get to our home worlds.
• I am fictional. Or at least the month old version of me is fictional.
• The people I know here are probably not the people I know back home. Speaking of which, hey Nat, remember that time I showed up in another dimension and you were a good twenty years younger than you should be and you gave me that WTF you talking about, Nate look?

I miss anything?

RAE.
We need to go get that coffee we always talked about.