multifarious ⟷ in character

I'm so ready.

I've been waiting for this night my entire life. Dreams really do come true.

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» tfw you go to Derek's to wish him and Lydia a merry xmas
» and they ask you in for coffee and you're just a stupid scientist so you say yes.
» and then they start arguing over where the grounds should be kept.
» she says they're too high in the cabinet. He says just keep them on the counter.
» 'we can't, that'll ruin the kitchen asthetic'

[Potentially NSFW, just text.]

( Plays at 5:30PM EST. )

I'm pretty sure this is illegal?

CISCO.
So I was able to steal her waist and hip measurements. I have no idea how to get her bust. I mean, even if I did it with speed she'd feel it and she'd think I was trying to feel her up at super speed and that can either go really good or really bad, why are you trying to ruin my relationship?

LYDIE.
Two things. One, I think that we should go for the place in Greenwich, it's still my favorite.

Two... I need to know your measurements?

Quick question: how many of my favorite shows and movies am I going to have to stop watching/re-watching before this place decides to slow its roll? It's just...like, seriously, I'm looking on Netflix and I'm like "can't watch that, can't watch that, probably shouldn't watch that, used to watch that but had to stop watching that."

It's been one of those kinds of days.

I'm getting our doorbell removed.

Finally going for that NoBell prize.

FRIEND STILES.
What do you do when you're 90% sure that your girlfriends fantasy science man just showed up?

And how are you?

CAMDEN.
What's going on? How're your brothers? When you're not naked, want to get a drink or something?

FILTERED TO THOSE IN/GOING TO THE ROMANOGERS WEDDING.
So - small change of plans. We're finding a new ceremony venue I'd say don't ask, but you're all going to ask -. We'll let you know where to show up when we figure it out.

NAT | DARCY
I know it'll be fun this close to the date - but we need to find a different venue for the ceremony.

Hey guys, what do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Beer.

...Work has been slow.

FRIENDS.
Downside to being recognized on the street: A girl gets arrested for public indecency when she takes her shirt off and presses herself against the glass of the coffee shop I'm in.

Upside: Merchandise.

Some guy wearing a red t-shirt with The Flash symbol just came up to me and asked if I'd give him a "full physical."

I am a Biomedical Engineer, asshole.

I need something to do on Tuesdays.

And Wednesdays.

Ideas?

[She posts a basic picture of her hand with this addition.]

Step 1: Bother him until he can't ignore your presence anymore.
Step 2: Be adorable af.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Bling.

[The sun is bright, the air is warm, the park is buzzing with life. The gang wanders Six Flags in pairs or in a group enjoying the carefree summer life, if only just for one more day.]

[Dubsmash video with this portion of audio in which Stiles, Isaac, and Barry are doing the dance in the video. It's sloppy but it's pretty close. Stiles is in the middle and Isaac and Barry are on either side and they filmed in front of a white sheet in the basement at Beacons, because they're super high budget over here lol.]

Dear Caroline & Co.,

I'm sorry about your loss. Better luck next time.

Love,
Stiles & Co.

After that article that was published, apparently I've got fans.

TEAM FLASH.
This also means that we're going to have to start screening calls between who is actually in trouble and who's hoping that Iron Man and Captain America are just going to show up for a selfie.

I thought I had friends before I realized no one got me this.

It's coming. The trailers are starting to get released and I don't want to see it. I don't want people to see it. I don't want this

Surprisingly enough, being a forensic scientist in NYC is a lot different than CC. I'm starting to consider looking for new employment.

CISCO.
Do you want to go somewhere or somethi

COD STILES.
What are you doing tomorrow night?

MY LYDIA.
I'm sorry. I'll be home soon, this is taking a lot longer than I expected.

Something is wrong.

Have you guys bothered watching our show?

I'm really bad at thi
So for those of you that don't know, I've been working at an orphanage in the city since I got here, and we're not doing great, financially. I don't know a lot of people around here and the ones I do know don't usually like me but we're in serious need of help. Some of these kids are a little rough, some of them are shy, but they're all great and they all deserve to be able to be somewhere. We're like the middle ground between them being left and them getting to a foster home or an adoptive family, and some kids end up spending a lot of time here.

We're insanely understaffed, a lot of the employees haven't really been getting paid but we stick around because it's the right thing to do, but the place can't close down. We're getting little to no funding, and every place that closes down around us ends up dropping their kids off here; we don't have the room or the facilities to make it all work. The program that we run doesn't just take care of kids in foster care and in the orphanage, we go out of our way to make sure that no one 'ages out' of protection. We go out of our way to make sure that they all get into a high school and graduate which is a little ironic because I never did but that's beside the point and if we don't get funding soon, we're going to have to stop doing that.

Five bucks. A dollar. Anything. I'll clean your car for you.

( joined the puppy train )