TARDIS Communication Network

What the hell is this? This tech is different from anything I've ever seen. It's not even Prothean or Reaper. Integrated well enough with my omni-tool, but I can't link with anything that will tell me where the hell I am.

This is Commander Shepard of the Normandy. I need to return to my ship immediately. My mission is of galactic importance.

So, is there a gym on this ship? I need to keep in shape.