TARDIS Communication Network

[Voice Post]

[The Doctor can be heard shouting rather loudly. In the background, something mechanical can be heard whirring loudly.]

ALL RIGHT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, BIPEDAL AND QUADRUPEDAL ALIKE! LISTEN TO ME! I NEED YOU TO STOP WHATEVER POINTLESS, TRIVIAL, HUMAN THING YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[He stops shouting, his voice growing calmer but still remaining relatively upbeat]

Right, now that I have your attention! I would like to talk about something very important. For those of you who are new here, and those of you who have more than likely forgotten, we are en route to some ... well, place. Some place very dangerous. Actually, it's a prison planet. But not to worry! You should all be safe here.

[He claps his hands together loudly]

Now! Let's see. What do I need to tell you? Well, I don't expect any of you to actually leave the TARDIS when we land. That would be rather stupid, now wouldn't it? [he laughs.] What with it being a prison world and all. But if you do! And I cannot stress this enough! Do. not. Get. Caught.

Now we are going to this prison planet for a good reason. And this really has to be done, we need to do this. There are people here who need our help. Not only that but this trip could lead to you lot eventually getting home! And what could be better than that? Right?!

[He pauses, his voice grows more sombre]

I'm sorry it had to come to this. I really am. I didn't want to put any of you lot at risk. Just, stay on the TARDIS. Please. You'll be safe here. I'll go out there on my own if I have to but I have to do this. I can't ignore this any longer... it's gone on for long enough. All of it. Slayer cannot be allowed to continue like this. And these people... well they deserve better than a SLA prison cell. Just stay here and you will be okay, I promise you. This TARDIS... and mine. They'll protect you. And so will I...

The broadcast cuts out]

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