TARDIS Communication Network

(warning, rough language ahead)

The fuck is this shit? Man, I tihnk I'd rather be in the fucking manager's office... I didn't do nothin' to deserve this.

I am looking for people to practice sparring with. Is there anyone on the ship interested?

I just realised, if I get home, I will be older than everyone else in my class. They will all have left school, and I won't be able to do anything except take over the family business.

Is the school just for little kids?

What an interesting ship! I've never seen anything like it! But what is an innocent and handsome Candy shop owner to do?