TARDIS Communication Network

Jeremy I enjoyed our little snack. Would you be up for doing it again?

I have never been this bored in all my life.
I feel as big as a whale.
I have read every book in my room.
The baby is kicking, so I can't nap.
And I can only throw paper airplanes at Eliot for so long before he's going to kill me, hah.

Someone amuse me. Please.