TARDIS Communication Network

Hey you.
Can we hang out sometime soon?
Miss ya brat.

Good evening all.

I am told this is not quite the same as letters, and I can see it has several advantages. Speed being the most obvious.

I would like to introduce myself. I am Major Lord Edrington, and I have only recently arrived. Any help or advice on surviving in this odd place would be most appreciated. So far, people have been quite welcoming.

Yours, etc,

- Edrington