TARDIS Communication Network

[The voice is high pitched, full of clicks and squeaks, and obviously agitated]

Whereeee I beeeeeee?

[Video post activated... Starting transmission... Recording...]

... this is stupid! It's not doing anythin... Wait, wait, look! It's green! It's got a green light or somethin'. What do you think it could be, Jon Snow? Is this Crow magic?

[She laughs and peers into the camera. There is another figure in the background. A man clad in furs.]

I don't think it's doing anything. Sort of like what you lot from the south must be like. Doing nothin' all year round in your big castles. Being Lord of Mordy wordy town and high castle snooty!

[The man approaches and stares at the camera mistrustfully. A drawn sword is held on guard in his hand.]

Not like anythin' I've ever seen. Put it down, Ygritte; we don't know what it's meant for. It could be filled with poison or... cursed, or somethin'.

[She looks to him and smiles playfully.]

Cursed? What do you know about curses, Jon Snow? Curses aren't green.

[She starts pressing the screen again before it cuts out]

[Voice recording]

Begin message.

According to your logs, we are on a ship in another universe. I am the Princess Kitana, and I wish to learn more about this universe and how we came to be here. So far, I have yet to notice any plans for how we should return home. Is this normal or has this ship only recently given up hope?

End message.