TARDIS Communication Network

ATTENTION! DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR AND.... WELL HOWEVER MANY OF ME ARE HERE, I NEED YOUR ATTENTION!

We need to make the TARDIS leave this planet, NOW! Don't worry, I've uploaded the star charts and maps from my own TARDIS into the main console, believe me it will help!

Now, there are Dark Finders out there and they have found us. We need to move now, before they send something else to pick us up. If they haven't made a move, that's even more suspect and believe me, you do not want to face a Dark Finder. They are will use lethal and deadly force and they are not easily stopped! I don't know how long they've been watching the TARDIS but they have been following people back here. We are all in grave, grave danger!

And River, if I find out you had anything to do with this...

Hmmmm. This is a remarkable device. I'm assured that others will hear me if I speak while holding this button. Fascinating. I've seen this principle in action before, but nowhere near as sophisticated.

I'm also told that I've been taken far away from home. Now, assuming that there is anybody listening, and that we've had similar experiences... Can anyone supply more information about the process?