TARDIS Communication Network

Um, yeah I kinda thought I should do something around here to help out, and I'm pretty good with kids. I was wonderin' if I'd be able to pitch in? I don't know who's in charge of it, but if you could get back to me, that would be awesome. My name's Jesse.

Thanks.

[Voice recording]

The outside world is dreary. The rain never stops. Not even for a moment. It just keeps falling. I needed to get out of it. So, I've found your box. My, what a lovely little dimension you have. You're a long way from home, aren't you? How many souls have lost their way?

--Und dis button? Hmmmm. Ennyvay, Hy might need it... Dis dun look goot. [sound of sniffing] Und it dun schmell right. Diz iz not Mechanicsburg.