TARDIS Communication Network

[The sound is activated in the midst of a stream of curses that goes on for a moment]

Wolfe! This is your doing, isn't it? Where the bloody hell am I?

I'm afraid there's another naval officer with a bullet in his chest that needs looking after. He's just arrived in the corridor, and I will take him to the infirmary. Dr Watson, Mr Williams, or anyone else on board with medical knowledge, could you meet me there? Thank you.

Okay, so I know we've landed, and I've taken note of all the stuff in the message, and now I want to go out there and see this weird new world. I've never been to another world before. Well, like not a real one, games don't really count. But this one is REAL, so someone has to come with me and look at all the new and interesting stuff! It'll be fun.

So there's a market out there? Sounds keen. It'll be nice to get out in some fresh air, rediscover living, gain some new experiences. Anyone fancy coming along with me? Carpe diem.