multifarious ⟷ in character

[ THEA QUEEN ]
Would you be opposed to hosting a fundraising event at Verdant and partnering with a winery to do it?

[ LAUREL LANCE & OLIVER QUEEN ]
How have your first few days been? Are you guys doing okay?

I'm really bad at thi
So for those of you that don't know, I've been working at an orphanage in the city since I got here, and we're not doing great, financially. I don't know a lot of people around here and the ones I do know don't usually like me but we're in serious need of help. Some of these kids are a little rough, some of them are shy, but they're all great and they all deserve to be able to be somewhere. We're like the middle ground between them being left and them getting to a foster home or an adoptive family, and some kids end up spending a lot of time here.

We're insanely understaffed, a lot of the employees haven't really been getting paid but we stick around because it's the right thing to do, but the place can't close down. We're getting little to no funding, and every place that closes down around us ends up dropping their kids off here; we don't have the room or the facilities to make it all work. The program that we run doesn't just take care of kids in foster care and in the orphanage, we go out of our way to make sure that no one 'ages out' of protection. We go out of our way to make sure that they all get into a high school and graduate which is a little ironic because I never did but that's beside the point and if we don't get funding soon, we're going to have to stop doing that.

Five bucks. A dollar. Anything. I'll clean your car for you.

I'm not really the romantic type but I wanted to introduce you all to my new girlfriend. We're still getting to know each other but god damn does she move fast.

GAMERS.
Why am I the only person playing CoD right now? Why?

SARA.
There's an entire website dedicated to inappropriate parts of my body. This is what the future looks like. This is your generations doing. He's married.

CAPTAIN AMERICA STEVE.
I've come up with a system for how you can tell me apart from all of the other people with my face. Look for the one who's partially reflective in direct sunlight. I don't know what to tell you at night though.

WHO: Sara Lance & Captain America Bucky Barnes
WHERE: NYC, coffee shop
WHEN: Friday August 7
WHAT: Meeting for the first time
RATING: Low
STATUS: Complete

( witty and/or meaning text that I can't think of right now here )

I don't remember what a vacation is, but the word certainly sounds appealing.

[ JAMES BARNES ]
I'm waking you up tomorrow morning and dragging you down the gym with me. Just a heads up now.

This is an active petition to remove all razors and shaving accessories for men from the tower, with a support group to make sure the same is done at home.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D

All in favor say 'Aye'.

SARA.
Are you alright?

..This isn't Starling City.

NEW YORK CITY, I SAID YOU'D RUE THE DAY YOU AND I CROSSED PATHS AGAIN. So I'm going to pee in one of your alleys. That okay payback for being such a shit to me back in the forties? Yeah? Good, because it's done.

But hellooooo, New York! What's up? How are you doing, new people in my life?

I'm going to call out a few names and see if anything sticks. Steve. Bucky. That redheaded Russian I drank with once. TJ? Doug is in the hospital.

I don't know who else. There were a lot of teenagers getting sucked through where I was from. I'm guessing it's the same here.

Popped into this cute little coffee shop after my run and got this mug. Challenge accepted mug, challenge accepted.

SARA | NATASHA
I was thinking we need to go out and celebrate that ridiculous bling Natasha has sometime this week.

I swear this is the only time I will use the word bling.

Fun fact: When people tell you that your life is in a show, it's actually really easy to handle if you don't watch the show.

Not so fun fact: When you do watch the show it absolutely fucking sucks.

Hello.

Hey.

Normally I'd wouldn't bother, but under the circumstances, I find this hilarious.

( fandom has spoken )

I heard a song earlier.

Now, I find myself taken back to I Kissed a Girl....but I mean if Demi Lovato wants to kiss some girls I'm in. Not sure if she's trying to make summer lesbians happen, but hey whatever you're into.

CORILY.
We're doing something this weekend. Manscoping for you.

Girlscoping for me. I've been good for too long.

FELLOW LESBIANS AND/OR BISEXUALS.
Marco?

Hello?, this may sound extremely absurd just like this stupid letter, but my colleague and I just woke up in an apartment building with two brand new tablets and a very strange letter. No matter how many times we read it, it still doesn't make much sense unless you believe in alternate dimensions where you are subject of fandom, which alone is absolutely terrifying. Last night we were both in Central City, several months ago, and now we're not and I'm supposed to getting married. MARRIED. Who do I have to yell at. Have all of you, or any of you, received this same letter? Or do I just sound crazy do you? Not that it matters, really, since I don't think my professional reputation could get much worse aft And if so how are you all acting so casually on this thing, like it's the next big social media phe

EDIT: [ PEPPER POTTS & CISCO RAMON]
My name is Dr. Caitlin Snow, and my co-worker is Cisco Ramon and I just arrived in this place. The two of us are from the same world as Barry Allen, who I've been told now works with the Avengers out of Stark Industries, which I've been told you are in charge of. In our world, Cisco and I work for a company called STAR Labs, I have my PhD in biomedical engineering, and Cisco is a mechanical engineer. We're part of the team that works with and monitors the Flash on his missions.

I understand we're not part of your company, but we've been looking after Barry since before he discovered his abilities. Cisco is the one who created his suit.

I'm hoping you can understand our concern right now. It's not that we're saying your staff can't do their jobs, but back at home they are our jobs, and we would feel a lot better about the safety and well being our of friend and team leader if we could see for ourselves. I realize this is unconventional, but is there any way you can grant us access to see what is happening with Barry? Or hacking m

if you're trying to recruit me for another skirmish, move on, and leave me alone.

That moment you finish something and feel hella accomplished. Bam!

AVENGERS WHO DON'T HAVE SUPERPOWERS & STEVE.

So, remember the comm glasses? I've upgraded them specifically for those of you who don't have super speed or healing factors, etc. First of all, I've made them into soft contact lenses, for ease of use and concealment. You can still use the glasses if it freaks you out to put something in your eyes, though. I've upgraded them with something similar to the laser detection technology we were using in the self-driving car at Google, so now you'll be able to see all the same stuff as before, but in addition, the sensors will be able to give you 360° of "vision." In other words, if something is coming up behind you or from just outside your regular periphery, the contacts will see it and alert you. I've also fixed them so that they have camera feeds to send back to us and, God forbid, should you need to have us communicating with you in a way that an enemy wouldn't be able to detect (for example, if they took your earpiece), we can voice to text to the contacts and you'll see it in the lower portion of your range of vision. I totally got that idea from Torchwood. Who wants to test out the prototype of their new toy?

FELICITY.

Hey.

She is lying, she says there was a car accident but there is a fire, that is my Papa's watch why are we on the - they shot him, they shot my Papa and I don't understand why this is on the television -
I am on the television, why am I on the television. On the show on the Netflix there is me, I do not understand why I am on the television.

Never drink vodka with a Russian.

Never again.