multifarious ⟷ in character

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


ISAAC.
Do you need anything when I stop by, sweetie? Or are you all set up for dinner?

AVENGERS.
I'm headed to see Isaac and the kids at around 2 this afternoon if anyone would like to join me. I know the kids would love it.

AVENGERS/S.I
((pls to pretend there was a mention of this to everyone before today as well lol, lost track of time on things))
Just a reminder that dinner will be at six for whoever wanted to stop by.

JOEY.
I'm not sure if you're in the mood for a big dinner - we'd like to celebrate with you today though. We could do lunch instead?

Uh, hey guys. Happy Thanksgiving. I showed up late last night so I kind of have an idea of what's going on, plus this isn't my first time showing up in a random city that I was not in five seconds ago. I probably know a lot of you guys or...versions of you guys from what my wife tells me, so I wanted to say hey. I'm here for a while, apparently.

Also I have yams that we apparently don't need since everyone already shopped for Thanksgiving...does anyone want some yams? Free to a good home!

[Stileses]
So how many of you are around?

You know what's the worst? A Tuesday that feels like a Monday.

FILTERED TO TONY AND STEVE:
A producer from Jimmy Kimmel just called, they have Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. booked as guests tonight and were wondering if you wanted to do a cameo? I'd need to let them know within the hour. If it helps, Steve, your favorite band will be there.

Hey, are you doing Thanksgiving at the shelter?

[Lydia

[Lydia]
[Eunoia]
Hey, are you going Black Friday shopping?

[Stiles + Scott]
[Wired Stiles]
You guys wanna hang out later?

[Stiles + Lydia]
[OverAndIn + SelfIgniting]
I was thinking of getting a cat, is it going to hate you guys on principal? Or...

This is so much funnier because when I'm watching it, I'm not even gonna lie: I'm picturing Scott and Stiles.

[Any can see this.]
I don't know if I'm numb to weird by now or it hasn't hit me yet but this isn't as hard as I thought it would be.

[She looks down at her torn shirt and runs a hand over where her wound should be... nothing. She walks cautiously over to the note and reads it. She definitely didn't make it to any heaven. She doesn't know what this is.]
Hello?

Comedy for smart people. I can't...get this...tree...right...damn, I will kill everyone in the world!

[ooc: full thing, in case anyone's in the mood.]

So I'm about to test this prototype that I've been working on for the past month or so and there's a 50% chance that it's going to literally explode.

Unrelated, if my eyebrows are burned off tomorrow, is anyone willing to show me how to draw those back on?

GAMERS.
I'm dying here, please tell me some of you are still around.

CO-WORKERS AT S.I
When I test this thing labs 2A and 4A should probably be evacuated just in case, so if you're working in one of those either move or tell me when you aren't going to be around so I can do this safely.

I'm getting our doorbell removed.

Finally going for that NoBell prize.

MALIA.
Hey you. I just wanted to know if you wanted to come and spend Thanksgiving with us or if you think you'll be spending it with Derek? You know that you're more than welcome to be here but I would understand if you weren't comfortable, I just wanted to reach out to you seperately.

LYDIAS.
I already know my answer but I'm not going to be an asshole so I'm just letting you guys know that we're having Thanksgiving here. Scott is coming so Kira will probably be there as well, you're both more than welcome to come if you don't have other plans. You can bring whoever you'd like. Although I know Derek isn't going to come here so I don't know why I'm even
Bigger person, Lydia.

BEACONS STILES.
Hi
Hey
So we're
Hey... we're having Thanksgiving here and Scott is apparently coming over. I just wanted you to know that you're more than welcome to come if you'd like. If you want to bring someone that's okay too, you just need to let me know in advance so I can have enough food.

PACK/OMARI.
We're having Thanksgiving here so if you have nowhere to go you now have a place! Let me know ♥

All the Black Friday emails from my favorite stores are starting to roll in. Is it bad I'm more excited for that than Thanksgiving.

ISAAC.
Uhm. So. Have you seen some of the donations coming in since our Avenger cheerleaders name dropped us a few times on television? I'm a little floored, not gonna lie.

STILES.
When's your next day off?

I just got an email back from the girl who makes the Teen Wolf tea and she said that there's a Kira one and a Malia one, both in the works, that should be up by Christmas. I'm just saying, guys...because, you know, I'm going through a tea kick, I don't have a complete set of my friends' teas, and Christmas is on the way...so... You know. That's a thing.

FILTERED TO SCIENCE-FOLK BUT AGAINST BARRY.

In other news, which one of these? I can't decide which to get my boyfriend for one of his Christmas gifts. Help.

[ooc: pls to be pretending all the shirts pictured are men's shirts kthanx bai]

JOEY.
6AM tomorrow morning, don't be late. Bring coffee.

AVENGERS.
I'm going to be having a press conference next week, and after that everything is going to be pretty official. Which means from here on out we are representing ourselves as Avengers in the public eye. No more bar fights. I'll cut down on blowing up buildings.

DELAYED; EMPLOYEE LYDIA
We need to talk.

Hello?

Hello?

Is this thing on?

[Family, friends, Stiles's friends, (and any AU versions who are in the BH pack at home)]
My Stiles is gone.

I don't want to steal your mojo, Bae, so I'm giving this one to you:

Did you hear about the time Lydia threw sodium chloride at me? Yeah, that's a salt.

I needed some levity, so sue me. And if you tell where that came from, nobody will believe you. :P

Does anyone need flashlights, batteries, or supplies?

[Includes all versions of TW ppl minus alpha Stiles]
Is anyone else a little suspicious of the ominous fog floating around?

Hey guys, what do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Beer.

...Work has been slow.

FRIENDS.
Downside to being recognized on the street: A girl gets arrested for public indecency when she takes her shirt off and presses herself against the glass of the coffee shop I'm in.

Upside: Merchandise.