multifarious ⟷ in character

To the cAPTORS WHO THOUGHT THEMSELVES WORTHY ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE POWER OF A GOD REVEAL YOURSELF!

LET US SEE WHO IS TRULY STRONG ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THOR

I vote we do something tomorrow. Go somewhere, do something... Whatever. I'm craving spending some time with you guys outside of our home.

Thank you.

Because I feel like Care would've been disappointed in me if I didn't, found this audio clip on Dubsmash this evening while half-watching Big Brother in the break room because someone left it on and I was way too lazy to change it. I'm sad she can't see it, but if she comes back, at least I'll have it on my phone and I can link her back to this. Boom. Doin' my girl proud even in her absence. Beat that, Rae
...too soon to pass the torch

[ooc: insert Dubsmash clip of Stiles in his hoodie crammed in one of the tiny shower stalls in the locker room at Beacons with fourteen other (shirtless) employees pretending silently to be having a shower party (Meghan, feel free to have Isaac be one of them if you want) set to this audio clip.]

Well this is just brilliant. Really. Thank you, third nameless powers that be. I really did want to be interrupted from school just to come to another alternate reality. My favorite thing to do.

Out of curiosity, is there anyone going to University in the fall? Specifically New York, though either city, really. Anyone going to Columbia?

Seriously?


I'm taking a quinjet to Disney headquarters. Somebody is going to eat one of their body parts tonight.

This is an active petition to remove all razors and shaving accessories for men from the tower, with a support group to make sure the same is done at home.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D

All in favor say 'Aye'.

SARA.
Are you alright?

Oh fuck the ass out of me.

[Posted: a Dubsmash video to this audio clip, featuring overdramatic feigned offense coming from shirtless Stiles, shirtless Isaac, and shirtless Jerome (NPC servers at Beacons ftw) from work. They're positioned in front of the bar.]

You're up, Caro.

Aww Daaaad, you wimp, ilu. This sounds about right.

Somehow being surrounded by friends who aren't my friends makes everything so much lonelier than it already is. Confession time, I totally appreciate the whole 'a couple of weeks worth of food in the fridge already' thing, but I think I almost burned my apartment down. I may not be the most fantastic chef out there...

If there were maybe something like... I don't know, cooking classes that someone could point me toward, that would be fab. If you help me out I'll bake you a pie. A horrible, terrible, bland pie. You're welcome.

DEREK AND CAROLINE'S PACK.
Because it's adorable and I refuse to let Isaac put a scarf on that poor child as soon as he gets cold.

PEPPER POTTS.
Hello Miss Potts, I don't believe we've met but I'm Lydia Martin, similar to the one that you do know.

I was wondering if perhaps Stark Industries was hiring at this time, my resume isn't particularly impressive due to my age but I do think that I could be more than useful to your team. My knowledge lies mostly in chemical and biological sciences, but if you wished to put me in a different department due to the fact that there's already a version of me in the lab who probably doesn't want to have anything to do with me to avoid confusion I would understand.

If there's a management or assistant position open I'd happily apply for that as well. Because honey, you should see my leadership skills.

[She's been absent for pretty much the entire day, and all that's posted is a picture of a hand, unassumingly hers, with this on the ring finger. Is she bragging? Bitch she might be.]

For those of you looking for a place to hang out tonight, drinks at Verdant are half off. And for those of you who can't drink, minimum age is 18 for entry. If you want to make the guys here strip you've got to convince them yourselves, but we do have a pretty hot bartender.

Also, I dare any of you to tell me that this isn't true. I've visited the tower long enough to know that numbers 32-35 are absolutely accurate.

I'm finally back and no party? No balloons? No dancers?

Do I mean nothing to all of you?

I heard a song earlier.

Now, I find myself taken back to I Kissed a Girl....but I mean if Demi Lovato wants to kiss some girls I'm in. Not sure if she's trying to make summer lesbians happen, but hey whatever you're into.

CORILY.
We're doing something this weekend. Manscoping for you.

Girlscoping for me. I've been good for too long.

FELLOW LESBIANS AND/OR BISEXUALS.
Marco?

LYDIA.
I was going to go for an early dinner, would you like to join me?

JOEY.
Thank you, for taking my younger self out. It was fun.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person I know who has been conditioned to hate summer. I'm appalled at the fact that I know the nickname and occupation of the guy on Big Brother with the voice like an overgrown Muppet. It's Johnny Mac the dentist, in case you were curious.

I hope you girls are proud of yourselves. And you, Isaac, honestly. How is it that Allison and I are not only consistently completely on the same page, but also the only sane ones in this house on Thursday nights?

Ugh is it nine o'clock yet?

MY ALLISON, CAROLINE H., NEP. LAURA, PEPPER VIRGINIA

So. Beacons tonight. Yes?

Does anybody have an inhaler or something?

I think I've been having a panic attack since I woke up. Is it common to wake up next to naked girls here?? Is that a thing that always happens???


...Can it be...?