multifarious ⟷ in character

After our run last night, I got back on this stupid thing because it kept beeping at me...there's a girl at the very bottom of my first post, the one asking if I'm Derek Hale?

Literally, every Derek who isn't me, even ones that aren't even here have kids, Lydia. All. of. them.

Are they all crazy? Because if they're not, then what the hell is wrong with me that I don't? Please just tell me you think they're all crazy and I'm not grossly behind in my apparent life goals that I didn't even know I had.

Somebody needs to bring me a Monster. Or a Rockstar, or a Redbull, I don't care. I'll love you forever.

PACK.
We're apparently getting bigger so we're going to have to start partnering up at training sessions. I'm not afraid that any of you are going to seriously damage anything but my place is getting too small, how does everyone feel about using a gym at the Avengers Tower? We'll probably be upping our training times to twice a week, but I want to make sure that works for everybody.

ROOMMATE STILES.
He doesn't hate you. I think he has a right to know details if he asks for them, but I've only told him what I know. The rest is between the two of you.

But he doesn't hate you.

PACK DEREK.
How are you feeling? Do you need anything?

I'm going to need to go for a run tonight, you up for it?

[Don't mind him, he's just checking out his new, suspicious surroundings and has no idea there's even a tablet at all, never mind that it's recording him rn. la la la]