multifarious ⟷ in character

Dear Chubby, Greasy-Haired Homely Bitch in the Back of C++ Class,

I'm so done. All semester, so far, I've been politely pretending not to hear your condescending remarks from the end of my row in back. I'm sorry that you apparently think I'm not male enough and too pretty to be taking this class with you. I was under the impression that taking a class was something a person does when they're interested in the subject matter and want to learn more. I might not be a computer or IT major like you clearly are, and I might not know anything we haven't already gone over in class, but I'm here for a reason. Learning this material matters to me and it's none of your goddamn business why it matters to me. It just does.

So, that said, when I raise my hand to ask a question, it's directed at the professor, not you. Shut your fucking mouth, let him answer it, and let me learn it. Keep your shitty, holier than thou, I know EVERYTHING attitude to yourself, because if you make one more comment, one more time, passive-aggressively putting me down for not knowing computers as well as you think I should, so help me God, I will clock you so hard, you won't be able to see straight for a fucking week.

Go fuck yourself,
Cute, Skinny Girl in the Aisle Seat, aka Joey.

I've discovered that group projects in school are the worst idea ever. The only thing I'm learning is restraint.

Are you all people done drooling over dad yet, because I know that's happening and I'm just waiting for one of you to

Good play, powers in charge, but there's a list of a few more people who would benefit by being brought here, so if you could make that happen, that would be great.

Can someone explain what it is about white and labor day?

I'm in a weirdly good mood today and I want to roll with that, so Hey, I don't know any of you and that's sort of the point, because I want to. This place can turn lonely really fast sometimes and I've been there and I don't like it, so let's see if we can remedy it a little?

Three Things:

• My name is Lily and I think I might be holding the title of most alternate-family members in this place.
• I like music, wine, and archery
• I've decided my roommate and I need a puppy.

Tell me three things about you...and then for the fourth, give me a breed suggestion, because I need a puppy in my life, stat.

[ooc: *this filter is to anyone Lily has never talked to or who she's talked to once or twice but never really got to know.]

JOSH.

That was fun last night. We should do that again sometime.

CORI.

We need a puppy. We're getting a puppy. That should happen sometime this week, imo.

MAL & MIGUEL.

You guys should come over today and we should have a cookout. I don't have classes today.But no squirrels or possums

How the crap am I supposed to teach a middle school band this without it just turning into a cacophony? I cry foul, Mr. Friend. You gave me the piece that no middle school band could ever play without it sounding like a nightmare. I'm totally going to fail this midterm. I'm really regretting turning down the Jurassic Park suite...nobody would've known, anyway.

AUNT CAROLINE.

Can Cori and I take Lucas for a few hours? We kinda could both use some baby snuggles and kisses and you and Derek still weird could probably use some you time, right?

O'Keever Winery is closed for the foreseeable future. And the charity benefit there or whatever is indefinitely postponed.

I can't do it alone. I can't run the winery. I can't make it work without him, or without the others. I'm the youngest. I can't. And Lily just lost her dad. God, I can't do this right now. Why'd you have to take Derek and now Aaron?

Shitty timing whoever's in charge. Fuck you.

ISAAC.
Sorry.

LILY.
They're gone. So, you won't need to babysit anymore or anything.

Seriously?! Son of a bitch! I can't even decide if it's better or worse to actually be in my dad's apartment when this happens, really Powers That Be? You couldn't just wait until I went back home for the night? You couldn't just send me with him? No? Cool, yeah, let's send Lil's Dad home while she's in the bathroom and he's doing dishes from dinner and just to add insult to injury, let's leave the faucet running in the kitchen just to really drive home just how completely random it is and how little power we have in it. I HATE this place
You know what? No. I don't need
I'm not going t
I'll save it for Cori, forget it, most of you people don't know or even like me, so

CORILY.

Cori. Wine. SO MUCH WINE.

Also come pick me up, because I really shouldn't be driving right now. I can't even

It takes so little to amaze me.

Aaaaaand this conversation while I'm in the grocery store with Mia is why we're besticles:

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[ooc: please ignore the timestamps and clock in the corner and pretend it's set for nowish; I got too lazy to edit those.]

I'm literally never going to get laid here, between my dad and the apocalypse twins. I love them but OMG they're worse than Dad, sometimes, with the blocking attempts. Send help LOL

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So for those of you that don't know, I've been working at an orphanage in the city since I got here, and we're not doing great, financially. I don't know a lot of people around here and the ones I do know don't usually like me but we're in serious need of help. Some of these kids are a little rough, some of them are shy, but they're all great and they all deserve to be able to be somewhere. We're like the middle ground between them being left and them getting to a foster home or an adoptive family, and some kids end up spending a lot of time here.

We're insanely understaffed, a lot of the employees haven't really been getting paid but we stick around because it's the right thing to do, but the place can't close down. We're getting little to no funding, and every place that closes down around us ends up dropping their kids off here; we don't have the room or the facilities to make it all work. The program that we run doesn't just take care of kids in foster care and in the orphanage, we go out of our way to make sure that no one 'ages out' of protection. We go out of our way to make sure that they all get into a high school and graduate which is a little ironic because I never did but that's beside the point and if we don't get funding soon, we're going to have to stop doing that.

Five bucks. A dollar. Anything. I'll clean your car for you.

[ooc: Cori, Neptune & "canon" Hales, Isaac, Mal, Miguel, Warren (did I miss anyone? Just jump in if I did.) Also the last floor plan listed, let's just pretend that's the only one showing.]

asdjlkasjf best dad ever. New digs. Still within walking distance of the free apartments, so I'm barely going anywhere, I promise.

CORI.

Moving in with me or what?

Oh crap. The conversation about taxes? I literally had that with my dad when I was working at Hot Topic in the City

That moment when you have two glorious days off and as much as you want to make the most of it, you know you're going to sleep through it all.

CASS.
Saw your video.

Just ew. Personally, I might actually be pro-witch hunt on this one. It's within the Code, right? Technically, those animals can't protect themselves if they're being baited like that, right?

[OOC: Surprise!! Cassie chose all of you to be her best friends!
People who can see this are: James Rogers, Jared Jacobs, Maddie Harvelle, Amelia Carson, All Allisons, Kira, All Stileses, Lily, Cori]
Does anyone else want to go dancing tomorrow night? <3 <3

I love my boyfriend so much...but I will never love him (or anyone) this much. That's a level of courage I will never, ever achieve.

I heard a song earlier.

Now, I find myself taken back to I Kissed a Girl....but I mean if Demi Lovato wants to kiss some girls I'm in. Not sure if she's trying to make summer lesbians happen, but hey whatever you're into.

CORILY.
We're doing something this weekend. Manscoping for you.

Girlscoping for me. I've been good for too long.

FELLOW LESBIANS AND/OR BISEXUALS.
Marco?

Re-learned this lesson today at the grocery store. You know what, bro? I really don't need the extra three dollars you evidently couldn't math well enough to give me, anyway. I hope you feel like shit when your drawer is off at the end of your shift, but I know that you'll probably pocket it, buy an overpriced and pretentiously flavored pack of gum, and feel undeservedly good about yourself.

DEREK (Lily's Dad).

Hi, I don't think we've spoken yet one on one, but my name is Aaron O'Keever, I'm Cori's older brother. I wanted to introduce myself and, apologies ahead of time, ask a favor of you?