multifarious ⟷ in character

What've you been up to, soldier?

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This is a valid post run breakfast choice, right?

I'm really bad at thi
So for those of you that don't know, I've been working at an orphanage in the city since I got here, and we're not doing great, financially. I don't know a lot of people around here and the ones I do know don't usually like me but we're in serious need of help. Some of these kids are a little rough, some of them are shy, but they're all great and they all deserve to be able to be somewhere. We're like the middle ground between them being left and them getting to a foster home or an adoptive family, and some kids end up spending a lot of time here.

We're insanely understaffed, a lot of the employees haven't really been getting paid but we stick around because it's the right thing to do, but the place can't close down. We're getting little to no funding, and every place that closes down around us ends up dropping their kids off here; we don't have the room or the facilities to make it all work. The program that we run doesn't just take care of kids in foster care and in the orphanage, we go out of our way to make sure that no one 'ages out' of protection. We go out of our way to make sure that they all get into a high school and graduate which is a little ironic because I never did but that's beside the point and if we don't get funding soon, we're going to have to stop doing that.

Five bucks. A dollar. Anything. I'll clean your car for you.

Hey, soldier. You've got some serious moves. Good call on telling me about Beacons. The drinks are pretty great. What else is there to do around here? I'm so used to just surviving back home. It's been a while since I had any leisure time.

A new world free from all the strigoi bullshit. I might like it here. Name the top three bars in this version of New York City and we'll be best mates forever.

[Hackers]
Is there any work available around here for people like us?

Hey B, is there any way I can get you to cut this down to something shorter with like maybe just the second verse as far as lyrics go?

Alright, alright, ready? This one is really good.

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are all out in the woods hunting when they find a deer. The biologist takes a shot and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right, and the statistician yells 'we got 'em!'

These are amazing.

MY LYDIA.
How are you feeling today?

JAZZ LOUNGE STILES.
How are you holding up with this new Lydia thing?

KIRA.
You doing alright?

ENGAGED DEREK.
Hey. You okay?

Who's strip club is a huge success? Mine is. If you're not here right now, you probably should be whether you're attracted to the beauty that is the male form or not. Seriously, what these boys manage to accomplish with a swing and an umbrella is nothing less than art, our next stop should be Broadway. Plus, we have a super cute server on duty today. And he's single, ladies.
Nevermind, he'd kill me.

I need a new hobby, I'm starting to enjoy this way too much for my own good.

How do you know that a neutron is religious?


Because it always has mass.

Get it? Mass?

You guys missed me.

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Broke down and became one of those people today.

CAMDEN.
Good job last night. I think you might have oddly found your true calling.

I'd be more than fine with never doing that again.

She is lying, she says there was a car accident but there is a fire, that is my Papa's watch why are we on the - they shot him, they shot my Papa and I don't understand why this is on the television -
I am on the television, why am I on the television. On the show on the Netflix there is me, I do not understand why I am on the television.

Is Lydia at work today? Adam bought me a bottle of Jaeger and you are celebrating with me because my brothers can't get drunk, anyway.

[OOC: Forward dated a little to 3AM]

I hope everyone had a good time tonight! Thanks so much to those of you who were able to make it.

BEACONS EMPLOYEES.
You all did so, so, so amazing tonight and I'm so happy to have you guys, I really am. Thank you, so much, seriously. Every single one of you made this night go perfectly. If there's anything that you guys think needs improvement tell me.

Drinks are on me next time.

MY DEREK.
Guess how much.

Just guess.

Hey kid. Allison is going out tonight with some friends so I thought that you and I could watch a couple of movies or something.

You're into super boring school documentaries, right?

CAMDEN.
I'll be at Allison's tonight, so I'll probably be getting home around the time that you do. If I'm not there you'll know where I am.

Does anybody have an inhaler or something?

I think I've been having a panic attack since I woke up. Is it common to wake up next to naked girls here?? Is that a thing that always happens???


...Can it be...?

I always knew I'd end up upgrading to a younger man.

For those of you boys who I hired to strip in my club? If you're still over eighteen then sorry, you're not getting a day off, the opening is still happening tomorrow.

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I do not know who did this but my Father does not negotiate - will give you whatever it is you are looking for if you just send me home -

English, Alexandra -

My name is Alexandra Udinov. I am not certain how I got here but I would suggest whoever is behind this to send me home immediately.

I've been feeling really good lately and I think it's way overdue for me to spend some time with a lot of you. Who's free tomorrow night?

Fun Fact Of The Day: if you don't make sure your shoes are tied before running at 500MPH, you'll definitely trip.
Bonus Fact: Whoever noticed the me shaped hole in the asphalt in front of the NYPD precinct, I made it myself.

MY LYDIAS FRIENDS*.
Hey... So uh, I know that Lydia's show has been airing lately and I thought that she could use a break so I booked her one of those VIP rooms opening night at that strip club. I thought that maybe you guys could join her if you were free, I know a lot of you are in the show too and it's probably been really hard on you as well. I just thought that maybe she could use a night to get her mind off of things. Any of you are welcome to go with her. It'll already be paid for.

CAMDEN.
My girlfriend might be in your club opening night. For the love of God don't mix her up with your boss.

[*OOC: Hes assuming some of the ladies in the Tower and everyone she's friendly with from TW, including the Stileses. He don't know what you're into.]